*stalker alert*
A Sheffield man was freed by armed police last night after a tense stand off with his kidnappper. Matthew Bay, who gave his age as 35, no 33, hang on I meant 34, a full time nerd, managed to loosen his bonds by using a sharpened pen from his large collection and get to a window where he was dragged to safety. Bay said that he had stopped his ridiculous imitation of a car to offer assistance to an elderly gentleman who had appeared lost and confused, only for the man to turn upon him, gag him with used keks and imprison him in the tiny boot of his own "car". Bay described his ordeal as having left him literally shaking with rage and said that his captor had regularly shouted random phrases such as "basket weaving", "this country" and "what's that got to do with anything"
The suspected kidnapper was last night not assisting police at all
Posted By: Old Git on September 23rd 2011 at 13:49:23
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- Mental - I read about this in a big book of mysteries (ie bollocks) as a kid (General Chat) - norway, Sep 23, 13:24:10
- Did your book have a picture of a bloke called Barry.. (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 23, 13:45:08
- West Galway coroner Dr Ciaran McLoughlin... (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Sep 23, 13:43:47
- Irish coroner (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 23, 13:28:23
- Not a man to be underestimated (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 23, 13:53:48
- it's true y'know, stange people in Galway - like that policeman in the documentry what i s (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 23, 13:40:40
- it is, you're right there, so it is (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 23, 13:42:25
- thanks a million (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 23, 13:45:53
- it is, you're right there, so it is (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 23, 13:42:25
- That'll upset a few people. (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 23, 13:35:17
- Mickist. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 23, 13:30:21
- lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 23, 13:56:33
- Did you once say you work next to the old Sheffield airport? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 23, 13:31:51
- Yes. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 23, 13:37:30
- Thought so. What is the post code? I want to do a google satmapic (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 23, 13:43:10
- *stalker alert* (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 23, 13:49:23
- No idea - I'm not the postman. Stick "Letsby Avenue, Sheffield" into google maps (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 23, 13:47:53
- Fair enough, thanks al the same though (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 23, 13:50:09
- Thought so. What is the post code? I want to do a google satmapic (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 23, 13:43:10
- non sequitur of the day (General Chat) - norway, Sep 23, 13:35:27
- I've got some you can borrow (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 23, 13:43:31
- Yes. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 23, 13:37:30
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