See, you're seeing sommat that isn't actually there

as I don't think she's about to jump my bones or anything excellent like that. But how often does a pretty girl just turn to you and say "I'm going to buy you some fruit"?

Still - wahey, basically. I'll let you know what transpires.

Posted By: Sugbad The Bad on September 15th 2011 at 20:01:42

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Hey Wuzz (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Sep 15, 18:20:15
- WUZZ!!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Sep 15, 18:22:12
  - CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG WUZZER!!!!! CLANG CLANG CLANG (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Sep 15, 18:23:47
    - (AIRHORN BLAST) CLANGCLANG WUZZER!!!!!!! (AIRHORN BLAST) WUZZER!!!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Sep 15, 18:25:06
      - (mounts bank of amplifiers into a stack; connects mega-PA system; connects mic) W U Z Z A (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Sep 15, 18:26:52
        
        O fuck, he's logged out. (seethe) (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Sep 15, 18:27:30
        
        (lights candles, burns chicken feathers, does a big concentrate) wuuuzzzzeeeerrrrr...... (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Sep 15, 18:33:47
        
        (trains pigeon to fly to Chile. writes "Wuzza!" on scrap of paper.) (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Sep 15, 18:39:04
        
        (throws it away. writes "Fuck you then" on new piece. Ties to pigeon's leg. Sends pigeon) (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Sep 15, 18:41:00
        
        are you ok? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 15, 18:51:14
        
        Fine, ta. (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Sep 15, 18:54:05
        
        I know a Pigeon fancier if that's aNY HELP (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 15, 19:06:49
        
        in fairness, they ARE damn sexy, pigeons. (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Sep 15, 19:12:08
- Wuzz........ (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Sep 15, 18:21:22
  - Suggs, what in the name of all things holy do you want? (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 15, 19:01:39
    - SUUUUUGGGGGGGS!!!!!! (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 15, 19:03:00
      - just heard the faint sound of someone shouting WUZZA over a mic (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 15, 19:04:05
        
        fucks sake buh, you've got me all het up now (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 15, 19:05:24
        
        Oh! There you are. (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Sep 15, 19:07:33
        
        WUZZ. (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Sep 15, 19:10:34
        
        w (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Sep 15, 19:11:25
        
        u (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Sep 15, 19:14:02
        
        yes, here I am with bated breath (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 15, 19:13:29
        
        Oh.................... it's nothing really. (sigh) (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Sep 15, 19:14:32
        
        By the way: if a pigeon arrives at your window in a couple of days' time (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Sep 15, 19:15:50
        
        I'll eat it (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 15, 19:18:15
        
        (He'll bum it) (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Sep 15, 19:19:03
        
        wrap the fucker in clingfilm so it doesn't split (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 15, 19:20:45
        
        that's ok (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 15, 19:15:20
        
        No, seriously (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Sep 15, 19:16:54
        
        Mel from wages finally gave in? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 15, 19:20:14
        
        do go on (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 15, 19:19:32
        
        You'll no doubt recall me mentioning (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Sep 15, 19:23:44
        
        fruit! Never heard the like (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 15, 19:39:28
        
        Nah, can't do that really (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Sep 15, 19:43:43
        
        hmm, I wouldn't let that stop you (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 15, 19:45:08
        
        See, you're seeing sommat that isn't actually there (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Sep 15, 20:01:42
        
        I can't recall anyone programming a fruit purchasing and eating session for me before (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 15, 20:20:14
        
        ang on a sec - on the phone (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Sep 15, 19:47:16
        
        In the meantime I'll tell you a slightly amusing story from my hols (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 15, 20:17:19
        
        Hello? Have you fainted? (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Sep 15, 19:33:40
        
        on second thoughts it might be with that woman (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 15, 19:21:56

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