How about this

farting and going up to someone then go "can you smell that?"

"yeah, it stinks"

You "I know, must be drains outside, are we off then?"

Posted By: pants on September 29th 2005 at 16:34:44

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What's the best chat up line for a bloke to use? (General Chat) - harvey nichols, Sep 29, 16:17:58
- By the way it's the girls who do the chatting up with me gagging 4 it (General Chat) - I love beating scum, Sep 29, 16:44:03
- As long as I've got a face (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 29, 16:36:22
- How about this (General Chat) - pants, Sep 29, 16:34:44
- My face is leaving in 5 minutes. Be on it. (n/m) (General Chat) - pieman63, Sep 29, 16:34:38
- Walk up to bird... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 29, 16:33:43
  - Phrases you seldom hear.. (General Chat) - The Tudster, Sep 29, 16:36:32
    - you talking from a personal perspective? (n/m) (General Chat) - cean doney, Sep 29, 16:50:57
- Do you like chicken? Well suck on this - it's fowl (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Sep 29, 16:31:23
  - Do like fruit? I've got a peach. (n/m) (General Chat) - pieman63, Sep 29, 16:32:49
- 'how much does an obese polar bear weigh?' (General Chat) - Dave in France, Sep 29, 16:28:47
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 29, 16:29:08
- If you were a bogie I would pick you first. (n/m) (General Chat) - I love beating scum, Sep 29, 16:28:09
  - beautiful (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 29, 16:28:20
- I do like fish you are a Grimsby lass (n/m) (General Chat) - I love beating scum, Sep 29, 16:25:33
- If you were my homework I'd be doing you rite now all over my desk! (n/m) (General Chat) - I love beating scum, Sep 29, 16:23:58
- One that works pretty much everytime for me when i'm single (General Chat) - Ashton4England, Sep 29, 16:23:46
  - Think I'm gonna vomit (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 29, 16:30:03
- If I could arrange the alphabet I'll put U and I together. (n/m) (General Chat) - I love beating scum, Sep 29, 16:22:53
- I seemed to of lost my number, any chance i could have yours? (n/m) (General Chat) - I love beating scum, Sep 29, 16:22:13
- Heads or tails you win u can come home with me (n/m) (General Chat) - I love beating scum, Sep 29, 16:21:17
- Faves (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 29, 16:20:29
- Stick your fingers in her drink and take out an ice cube (General Chat) - DDiM, Sep 29, 16:20:21
  - Stick your fingers in her... (General Chat) - Squiggles, Sep 29, 16:21:18
- This is: (General Chat) - Squiggles, Sep 29, 16:18:50
  - Yeah but that's quality and it's a chat-up by proxy (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 29, 16:21:01
    - Indeed, those are the best ones... (General Chat) - Squiggles, Sep 29, 16:21:50

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