'how much does an obese polar bear weigh?'

'i don't know'
'neither do i, but it breaks the ice. fancy a shag?'

Posted By: Dave in France on September 29th 2005 at 16:28:47

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What's the best chat up line for a bloke to use? (General Chat) - harvey nichols, Sep 29, 16:17:58
- By the way it's the girls who do the chatting up with me gagging 4 it (General Chat) - I love beating scum, Sep 29, 16:44:03
- As long as I've got a face (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 29, 16:36:22
- How about this (General Chat) - pants, Sep 29, 16:34:44
- My face is leaving in 5 minutes. Be on it. (n/m) (General Chat) - pieman63, Sep 29, 16:34:38
- Walk up to bird... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 29, 16:33:43
  - Phrases you seldom hear.. (General Chat) - The Tudster, Sep 29, 16:36:32
    - you talking from a personal perspective? (n/m) (General Chat) - cean doney, Sep 29, 16:50:57
- Do you like chicken? Well suck on this - it's fowl (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Sep 29, 16:31:23
  - Do like fruit? I've got a peach. (n/m) (General Chat) - pieman63, Sep 29, 16:32:49
- 'how much does an obese polar bear weigh?' (General Chat) - Dave in France, Sep 29, 16:28:47
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 29, 16:29:08
- If you were a bogie I would pick you first. (n/m) (General Chat) - I love beating scum, Sep 29, 16:28:09
  - beautiful (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 29, 16:28:20
- I do like fish you are a Grimsby lass (n/m) (General Chat) - I love beating scum, Sep 29, 16:25:33
- If you were my homework I'd be doing you rite now all over my desk! (n/m) (General Chat) - I love beating scum, Sep 29, 16:23:58
- One that works pretty much everytime for me when i'm single (General Chat) - Ashton4England, Sep 29, 16:23:46
  - Think I'm gonna vomit (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 29, 16:30:03
- If I could arrange the alphabet I'll put U and I together. (n/m) (General Chat) - I love beating scum, Sep 29, 16:22:53
- I seemed to of lost my number, any chance i could have yours? (n/m) (General Chat) - I love beating scum, Sep 29, 16:22:13
- Heads or tails you win u can come home with me (n/m) (General Chat) - I love beating scum, Sep 29, 16:21:17
- Faves (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 29, 16:20:29
- Stick your fingers in her drink and take out an ice cube (General Chat) - DDiM, Sep 29, 16:20:21
  - Stick your fingers in her... (General Chat) - Squiggles, Sep 29, 16:21:18
- This is: (General Chat) - Squiggles, Sep 29, 16:18:50
  - Yeah but that's quality and it's a chat-up by proxy (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 29, 16:21:01
    - Indeed, those are the best ones... (General Chat) - Squiggles, Sep 29, 16:21:50

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