TheBig_Sam

Rode around Canary Wharf this evening atop my hound, Fergie. Just patrolling the area and making sure no s**t was going down.

Some c**t in a bandana offered me six bottles of CK One Summer for ?20, out of a crate filled with plunder from his filthy bout of thievery.

"Criminality!" I roared, and jerked Fergie into action. He leapt at the f**ker like a magnificent steed, crashing into him head first.

I dismounted the hound and set about the hooligan with a show of astoundingly brutal Karate. It was as swift and devastating as Chlamydia.

After I'd finished with the little ballbag, I tied him to a postbox and left him for the rats. Then Fergie & I rode back off into the night.

Not before I grabbed all the CK One Summer, though. Momma didn't raise no fool.

Posted By: Arizona Bay on August 10th 2011 at 08:33:20

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TheBig_Sam (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 10, 08:33:20
- Am I the only one who doesn't find TheBig_Sam funny? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 10, 09:39:43
  - Wrath has spoken! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 10, 10:56:20
  - I don't find it funny (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 10, 10:45:51
  - No, I'm with you, I found about 2% of it raising a giggle, (General Chat) - Chalk Hill Bitter, Aug 10, 10:27:23
  - No, I think Sam Allardyce shares your opinion (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 10, 10:05:21
    - I think the funniest thing about @TheBig_Sam is that Sam "Big" Allardyce tried to shut it (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 10, 10:07:53
  - Yes (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 10, 09:58:52

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