dont come back to england worz, it's like mini america now

i saw today WITH MY OWN EYES!!!* fat women sat in chapelfields shopping depot with their big pudgy feet stuck in fish tanks. apparently little fishes eat the cheese off or something for a pound a minute.

please tell me reincarnation is bollocks.

what is the matter with people that they would even want this done in the first place? let alone in public.

*as opposed to someone elsies

Posted By: Tombs on June 22nd 2011 at 18:36:19

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death row dinner, what would you have? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 22, 18:10:01
- A low-fat meal (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Jun 22, 19:12:53
- Asda's 'chosen by you' Tandoori Foie gras battered balls (General Chat) - pants, Jun 22, 19:05:44
  - Ah yes - forgot pud. Big stack of Apple&Wasps to eat until I pass out (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 22, 19:07:11
- full english breckie with mushies and no black pud. Ta. (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 22, 19:02:45
- oragnic bean sprouts (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 22, 19:02:37
- A glass of water to clear the palette..then the following: - (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jun 22, 18:58:49
  - wtf is Lobster Osso Buczco? Ossobuco is shank (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 22, 19:18:36
    - Well....... (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jun 22, 19:27:52
      - oh I see, so it's lobster and ossobuco? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 22, 19:38:06
  - I didn't know Heinz did winklers (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 22, 19:05:51
- Vindaloo (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jun 22, 18:56:16
- Dr Pepper, What's The Worst That Could Happen ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 22, 18:52:36
- pot noodle (General Chat) - shoddy, Jun 22, 18:42:22
  - FFS Shoddy (General Chat) - Chalk Hill Bitter, Jun 22, 18:52:57
  - try these beauties (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 22, 18:51:56
- a flan as a main, and one for dessert (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 22, 18:34:34
- A magic potion that made me invisible and able to walk through walls (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 22, 18:25:26
  - not tempted by a findus crispy pancake then? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 22, 18:27:55
    - Are Findus crispy pancakes different from cr?pes sal?es then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 22, 18:29:56
      - probably (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 22, 18:30:37
        
        theyre exactly the similar... (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 22, 18:39:43
  - Why would you want to walk through walls with chips? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 22, 18:26:54
    - Because otherwise I'd have to leave them behind (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 22, 18:30:34
    - if you were invisible you still couldnt walk through walls could you? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 22, 18:29:17
    - yes, surely they'd see the chips (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 22, 18:28:40
- Bernard Matthew's Turkey Dinosaurs and Curly Fries (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge 5mal1, Jun 22, 18:16:58
  - turkey dinosaurs (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 22, 18:18:05
- Some huge large spicy indian lamb curry with naan and roti's. (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jun 22, 18:14:55
  - I would also have a Guinness. (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jun 22, 18:16:40
    - wish I liked guinness. feel like a right div every st paddys day (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Jun 22, 18:20:17
      - I only started to like it about 3yrs ago (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jun 22, 18:35:35
      - try Murphy's instead (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 22, 18:34:43
- me mums roast (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Jun 22, 18:14:12
  - oh and a red stripe on tap. lush (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Jun 22, 18:14:37
    - tastes like boiled cabbage (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 22, 19:03:59
      - O1D's mum's roast? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 22, 19:21:09
    - 'lush' (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jun 22, 18:15:31
      - been living with a sheep botherer for too long! (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Jun 22, 18:19:06
- that's because the vast majority of people on death row in the US are from very (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 22, 18:14:00
  - yes they are.... (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 22, 18:15:54
    - yes, surprised they don't have lard shakes as well (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 22, 18:18:25
      - and drive "thru" executions. the fat lazy cunts (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 22, 18:20:33
        
        they could start doing them "at the mall" (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 22, 18:30:54
        
        dont come back to england worz, it's like mini america now (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 22, 18:36:19
        
        That's a Thai thing rather than American (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jun 22, 18:40:53
        
        nope turkish (n/m) (General Chat) - 1 5CC, Jun 22, 18:44:05
        
        just go down the wensum and put your trotters in for fuck all (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 22, 18:46:03
        
        haha i know someone who wants to start that as a business (n/m) (General Chat) - 1 5CC, Jun 22, 18:40:28
        
        yes, I saw one had opened in Norwich not long ago (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 22, 18:45:22
        
        i might branch out into public anal bleaching with piranhas (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 22, 18:44:18
- wimbledon pizza (n/m) (General Chat) - 1 5CC, Jun 22, 18:13:29
- Meal for one chinese. :) (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jun 22, 18:11:23

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