Get two dysfunctional teams of complete tossers

Tell them you used to be seventeen. Give them a job a group of five year olds could do. Remind them you used to be seventeen. Laugh as they fail to grasp the most basic principles of common sense. Ask if you'd mentioned the fact that you were seventeen, once. Send the least bad bunch off for slap-up Yarmouth Market chips. Say you used to eat them every day when you were seventeen. Pick the most annoying w**ker out of the other lot, point at someone else, and say "you're fired. I was seventeen, you know."

Posted By: Old Man on June 21st 2011 at 22:22:59

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if you were given ?30,000 to invest for a year (and you could keep any profit) what would (General Chat) - Great Barrier Teeth, Jun 21, 21:13:52
- Get two dysfunctional teams of complete tossers (General Chat) - Old Man, Jun 21, 22:22:59
- trainers and shoes (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 21, 22:10:32
  - ?100 upwards? (n/m) (General Chat) - Great Barrier Teeth, Jun 21, 22:12:41
    - ?20 a pair - tops (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 21, 22:21:06
- Vintage porn. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 21, 21:41:54
  - sex with old people is wrong (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 21, 21:46:26
    - That's what Jaffers' wife says... (n/m) (General Chat) - Graham Br15tol, Jun 21, 21:49:28
      - back of the net! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 21, 21:52:04
        
        hair net? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 21, 22:06:35
- set up a micro brewery (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 21, 21:15:03
  - err? tell me about it...if beer is involved.... (General Chat) - Great Barrier Teeth, Jun 21, 21:16:35
    - we brew beer and sell it (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 21, 21:21:07
      - I know nowt about brewing beer but if it makes us serious (General Chat) - Great Barrier Teeth, Jun 21, 21:26:25
        
        if we set up in a rural location we may get some grants (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 21, 21:38:17
    - Give it to me (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Jun 21, 21:17:59

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