Women's tennis is so SHIT

Serena takes a full year out of the game, rolls up looking like she spent it in an eating competition with John Hartson, and beats a girl who was in the semis at Wimbers last year

Utterly uncompetitive crap

If they weren't fit no-one would bother watching it

Posted By: Old Git on June 15th 2011 at 14:07:36

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Women's tennis is so SHIT (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jun 15, 14:07:36
- and so is men's tennis (n/m) (Other Sports) - Jumbo1, Jun 15, 14:59:36
- agreed (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jun 15, 14:45:38
- no need for the 'Women's' at the start of that post ^^^ (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 15, 14:10:10
  - Men's tennis is excellent (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jun 15, 14:20:59
    - The game of tennis is less than the sum of its parts. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jun 15, 14:49:40
      - ^^^ yes. And don't even start on the 'fans'! It's basically sport for people who don't (Other Sports) - Pixelman, Jun 15, 17:01:24
      - In summary, tennis = wank, because of Facts and Science. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jun 15, 14:51:33
        
        Decent analysis up to the conclusion (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jun 15, 15:22:04
        
        so so wrong! (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jun 15, 15:01:49
        
        yes, this ^^^ (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 15, 14:57:24
    - mens tennis: (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 15, 14:41:39
      - no you cunt (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jun 15, 14:46:05
        
        ooooooooh, get "her!" (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 15, 14:48:05
      - Agreed. (Other Sports) - jafski, Jun 15, 14:43:04
        
        exactly....... (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 15, 14:44:29
        
        Are you the one stabbing her from behind in your dream? (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Jun 15, 14:45:55
        
        Wasn't Chelts in the Navy? (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jun 15, 14:48:26
        
        no (n/m) (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 15, 14:49:51
        
        not quite...... (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 15, 14:47:18
        
        ! (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Jun 15, 14:50:52
    - despite it all being there (except teamwork) (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 15, 14:31:14
  - I thought he just meant fit women tennisers in general (Other Sports) - Huge 5mal1, Jun 15, 14:16:10
    - Yes, what I really meant was (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jun 15, 14:20:20
      - I'd like Serena WIlliams to have her way with me. She is a piece of work that girl. (Other Sports) - jafski, Jun 15, 14:25:47
        
        Imagine the thigh strength. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jun 15, 14:36:42
        
        You'd end up like the boy at the end of Beetlejuice. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jun 15, 14:38:58
        
        What a way to go though. (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Jun 15, 14:41:51
        
        Pumped to death (n/m) (Other Sports) - Huge 5mal1, Jun 15, 14:40:19
        
        rofl (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Jun 15, 14:39:33
        
        I'm just back from imagining it. (Other Sports) - jafski, Jun 15, 14:38:02
        
        If you let her go on top you'd never get out, NEVER (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jun 15, 14:41:29
        
        No indeed. Imagine that. Just think about it for a moment. (Other Sports) - jafski, Jun 15, 14:42:27
        
        melons (n/m) (Other Sports) - Huge 5mal1, Jun 15, 14:35:46
        
        and ass* (Other Sports) - jafski, Jun 15, 14:37:04
        
        ha ha, I like her too (Other Sports) - pants, Jun 15, 14:34:10
        
        while jaffers may be hairy (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 15, 14:36:01
        
        God no. (Other Sports) - jafski, Jun 15, 14:37:24
        
        It would be like watching Mike Tyson shag Chewbacca (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jun 15, 14:27:33
        
        FFS !! (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Jun 15, 14:31:24

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