It's all in your head

When it's hot it's floppy and therefore feels lighter

When it gets cold all the fat, gristle, minced ox testicles and ground up bones which Greggs put in their sausage rolls has solidified and it has become rigid; it therefore "feels" heavier

Posted By: Old Git on June 7th 2011 at 14:20:42

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Why does my lunchtime sausage roll (Greggs, Central Leeds Branch) seem to weigh more (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 7, 14:11:49
- gravity acts more effectively on cold things.... (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 7, 14:15:54
  - If you threw a cat off the 20th floor, it would suffer less harm than if you threw it from (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 7, 14:20:54
    - not if you threw it like a baseball pitcher (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 7, 14:26:03
      - or in a fridge. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 7, 14:26:36
- Heat rises (General Chat) - Clean Shirt, Jun 7, 14:13:45
  - Clearly, but it's not losing something when it's hot, which it later regains (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 7, 14:18:35
    - It's just denser, not heavier (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 7, 14:24:54
      - I'm going to weigh the fucker tomorrow. (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 7, 14:32:51
    - It's all in your head (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 7, 14:20:42
  - No, heated air rises (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 7, 14:15:32
    - Exactly the hot air within the sausage roll is almost certainly causing this (General Chat) - Clean Shirt, Jun 7, 14:25:13
  - fact (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Jun 7, 14:14:00

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