Well then
You need to invent a time machine and zoom forwards. While you're there, could you please bring back some racing results?
Or you need to hack the Prem League's mainframe and access the Top Secret Fixtures Database. You have the pens, you can do this.
Or you need to have a passionate affair with the rather dumpy and lonely girl who has access to the TSFD, and then get her pillow-talking before heartlessly dumping her once you have the info you need.
Lots of options really
Posted By: Old Git on May 24th 2011 at 12:55:08
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- On which date are the fixtures announced for the Prem season ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 24, 12:46:05
- 17th June (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 24, 12:47:55
- Is it not the 16th? (n/m) (NCFC) - meeky, May 24, 12:57:49
- could be, 16th or 17th (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 24, 13:04:45
- No choice but book A/L for September. Already planning holiday. During the season FFS! (n/m) (NCFC) - woody, May 24, 12:54:41
- AAAAAGH. I can't wait that long ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 24, 12:52:51
- Why not? There's a summer to be getting on with. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 24, 12:57:36
- he's in holland (NCFC) - Tombs, May 24, 12:59:28
- And get stoned or have gax sex of course. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 24, 13:04:05
- I've never had gax sex - what's it like? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, May 24, 13:05:17
- it's like normal sex but without the sheep (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 24, 13:07:55
- I've never had gax sex - what's it like? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, May 24, 13:05:17
- I like Holland. We done a bike to a pre-season tour game on bikes there once. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 24, 13:01:58
- Was that the Maastricht one ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 24, 13:03:41
- It was 2003 I think? Heerenveen and somewhere else and somewhere else. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 24, 13:16:21
- Was that the Maastricht one ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 24, 13:03:41
- And get stoned or have gax sex of course. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 24, 13:04:05
- he's in holland (NCFC) - Tombs, May 24, 12:59:28
- Well then (NCFC) - Old Git, May 24, 12:55:08
- doesn't anyone have a Fixtures Predictions table? (n/m) (NCFC) - jayson blair, May 24, 12:57:22
- Or just go to sleep for 3 weeks oi spus (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 24, 12:57:12
- Why not? There's a summer to be getting on with. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 24, 12:57:36
- Is it not the 16th? (n/m) (NCFC) - meeky, May 24, 12:57:49
- 17th June (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 24, 12:47:55
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