A man walks into a welsh pub and orders a white wine spritzer.
The bar goes silent as everyone stares at him..."Where are you from? You sound English",
"I'm from across the River Severn," replies the man
nervously.
"What do you do, just across the Severn ?"
"I'm a taxidermist."
"What on earth is one of those?"
"I mount animals."
"Its alright boys," shouts the barman, "he's one of us."
Posted By: jafski on May 18th 2011 at 15:48:30
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- Man calls 999 and says "I think my wife is dead" (General Chat) - jafski, May 18, 15:50:57
- I don't want you to panic but I'm posting this from A&E. (General Chat) - jafski, May 18, 15:50:07
- My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 18, 15:48:45
- A man walks into a welsh pub and orders a white wine spritzer. (General Chat) - jafski, May 18, 15:48:30
- The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. (General Chat) - jafski, May 18, 15:46:34
- I was in the pub with my wife last night. I said "I love you", she smiled and said (General Chat) - jafski, May 18, 15:43:52
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