Bloke goes to the shrink and says "my wife says I've got to come here cos I like sausages"
Shrink "I like sausages, what's wrong with liking sausages"
Bloke "oh, that's a relief. How many sausages have you got in your collection?"
Posted By: pants on May 18th 2011 at 15:41:46
Message Thread
- Bloke goes to the shrink and says "my wife says I've got to come here cos I like sausages" (General Chat) - pants, May 18, 15:41:46
- I was in the pub with my wife last night. I said "I love you", she smiled and said (General Chat) - jafski, May 18, 15:43:52
- The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. (General Chat) - jafski, May 18, 15:46:34
- Similar thing happened to me. The missus went out for a pint of milk and didn't come back (General Chat) - pants, May 18, 15:54:18
- I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed... (General Chat) - jafski, May 18, 15:47:42
- A man walks into a welsh pub and orders a white wine spritzer. (General Chat) - jafski, May 18, 15:48:30
- My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 18, 15:48:45
- I don't want you to panic but I'm posting this from A&E. (General Chat) - jafski, May 18, 15:50:07
- Man calls 999 and says "I think my wife is dead" (General Chat) - jafski, May 18, 15:50:57
- The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I saw him off with a vacuum cleaner. (General Chat) - jafski, May 18, 15:51:29
- How can they do fish pedicures when they don't have any feet? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 18, 15:58:10
- haha. Ta. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 18, 15:55:45
- Before the weekend, few people knew about Abbotabad, similarly with Islamabad and (General Chat) - pants, May 18, 16:01:36
- ^ How to kill a joke thread in one easy step. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 18, 16:49:54
- Before the weekend, few people knew about Abbotabad, similarly with Islamabad and (General Chat) - pants, May 18, 16:01:36
- The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I saw him off with a vacuum cleaner. (General Chat) - jafski, May 18, 15:51:29
- Man calls 999 and says "I think my wife is dead" (General Chat) - jafski, May 18, 15:50:57
- I don't want you to panic but I'm posting this from A&E. (General Chat) - jafski, May 18, 15:50:07
- My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 18, 15:48:45
- A man walks into a welsh pub and orders a white wine spritzer. (General Chat) - jafski, May 18, 15:48:30
- The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. (General Chat) - jafski, May 18, 15:46:34
- I was in the pub with my wife last night. I said "I love you", she smiled and said (General Chat) - jafski, May 18, 15:43:52
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