It would be brillers if they blew her up

The 99.9% recurring of Orishers who are perfectly decent folk would be so outraged that they might actually kick the nutters into touch at last

And the Queen would go out as a martyr

And anyway what's she got to look forward to now? Increasing decreptitude, ending up stuck in a gilded wheelchair pulled by corgis, having her gin through a drip, someone having to mush up all her Duchy Originals for her cos she's got no teeth left, old Big Ears staring malovently at her whispering "hurry up and die" under his breath, losing her teeth, constipation, enemas (imagine being the doctorist chosen to stick a pipe up the Royal arsehole, you'd be nervous), can't see the racing any more, queuing for her pension. Can't even look forward to a telegram from herslef. Rubbish.

O Ah Up The Ra! Do one for Britain and her Maj!!

Posted By: Old Git on May 17th 2011 at 10:02:55

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the queen is off to ireland, hope they dont blow her up (General Chat) - Tombs, May 17, 09:39:46
- It would be brillers if they blew her up (General Chat) - Old Git, May 17, 10:02:55
  - Michael Ballacks! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 17, 10:22:30
  - most of the nutters are up in the northern bit though OG (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 17, 10:08:43
  - but then charles would be in charge (General Chat) - Tombs, May 17, 10:07:12
    - ITV could do a sit com about that (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 17, 10:09:28
      - yup (General Chat) - Tombs, May 17, 10:12:53
        
        Flogging expensive jams and biscuits at Waitrose (General Chat) - Old Git, May 17, 10:16:05
        
        Delia for Queen! (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 17, 10:20:22
        
        She's a (General Chat) - dr fanta, May 17, 16:12:22
- Thing is, it's costing ?26M to protect her and yet they done huge publicity about it. (General Chat) - CB41, May 17, 09:50:28
  - 26mill is quite cheap really for protecting a head of state (General Chat) - Tombs, May 17, 10:06:00
    - compaired to the popes visit, its good value! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 17, 10:31:33
  - except the stuff Gideon has loaned us (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 17, 09:53:15
    - Yebut int that in reserve, just in case they f**k up more? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 17, 09:54:10
      - fuck nose (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 17, 09:57:00
        
        I see he's given Portugal 2.8Billion now. No wonder the NHS is fecked for money (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 17, 10:07:51
        
        I guess he thinks that if the Eurozone really does go tits up, we're all doomed (General Chat) - Old Git, May 17, 10:11:43
- would we all get a day off for the coronation (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 17, 09:41:17
  - Good call (General Chat) - dr fanta, May 17, 09:43:58
  - yes - and probably the funeral as well. My grass needs a mow. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, May 17, 09:42:29
    - just get your wife preggers, the govt will give you 6 years paid holiday (General Chat) - Tombs, May 17, 09:43:51
  - bound to (General Chat) - Tombs, May 17, 09:42:21
    - need to get her jubilee out the way first (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 17, 09:48:40

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