that's right, you have to smash the teeth up with a hammer

and make sure you filter the sludge for undissolved bone splinters that could sink you by genetic analysis.
I favour dumping bodies into the off the continental shelf with heavy weights attached.

Posted By: Worzel Scrimmage on April 6th 2011 at 17:01:46

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You cant beat an acid bath when it comes to body disposal surely? (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, Apr 6, 16:46:11
- Anyone remember what that lady in the lake case was all about? (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, Apr 6, 17:14:58
  - it was about a lady, in a lake. (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 6, 17:15:50
- Pigs do it. According to that Geezer in "Snatch" - nice (NCFC) - Pixelman, Apr 6, 17:09:19
  - and Lovejoy in Deadwood (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 6, 18:40:13
  - Pigs do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Apr 6, 18:30:33
- innocent until proven guilty (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 6, 16:56:57
  - true dat (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 6, 16:58:14
- Teeth and gall stones (NCFC) - CB41, Apr 6, 16:49:40
  - that's right, you have to smash the teeth up with a hammer (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 6, 17:01:46
    - is there an optimum type of lashing for securing the body to the heavy weights? (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 6, 17:06:40
      - Duck Tape would float surely? (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, Apr 6, 17:09:58
      - exactly, nylon cord is the solution (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 6, 17:09:29
        
        it's that sort of shoddy prep that ruins their serial killer ambitions (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 6, 17:13:41
        
        He should haveof put her in that Nipponese Noocula reactor - (NCFC) - CB41, Apr 6, 17:12:23
        
        there could be an associated risk with that (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 6, 17:19:04
        
        What the...? (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, Apr 6, 17:17:05
        
        surely the venue change would only result in an extra five mins or so.... (NCFC) - Pixelman, Apr 6, 17:12:16
        
        Bigger Pike in Wastewater - she would haveof got ett (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Apr 6, 17:13:05
        
        soak her in fish oil and blood and then trawl up and down (NCFC) - Pixelman, Apr 6, 17:16:38
        
        surely the best and most effective way would be to simply eat the entire body yourself (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 6, 17:44:56
    - what about The Big Yellow Storage Company? (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, Apr 6, 17:03:22
  - you mean there is a denture of being caught? (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, Apr 6, 16:51:04

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