Just imagine...

Saturday evening, immediately after scoring the third goal of his 2nd consecutive hatrick, Simeon struts up Rooney-style to the camera and screams "f**k off selwyn!" Leaving bermused Sky pundits to consider who or what is a 'selwyn'.

Imagine that.

Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog on April 5th 2011 at 12:33:39

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what did rooney say? (Other Football) - firjam, Apr 5, 11:34:50
- Listened to it a few times, and he said 100% . "WHAT? FUCKING WHAT? FUCKING HELL" (n/m) (Other Football) - Alan, Apr 5, 13:37:13
- he said something about having to order from jacamo cos his (Other Football) - pants, Apr 5, 11:58:11
- I've heard it a few times, and can't make it out at all. Definitely includes "fuck". (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 5, 11:54:45
  - Just imagine... (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 5, 12:33:39
    - i think i'd explode with happiness (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 5, 12:40:39
    - I'd love that. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 5, 12:35:51
    - yes, bermused. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 5, 12:34:26
      - i likes that (Other Football) - Tombs, Apr 5, 12:39:35
- he said "can we catch him with a giant glove?" like klunk off of dick dastardly's vulture (Other Football) - Tombs, Apr 5, 11:39:09
- "Crumbs" (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 5, 11:37:59
- "Fuck off selwyn!" (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 5, 11:37:50

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