cool wet grass, cool wet grass

I had two friends who shagged each other. Months later the girl told me that as he'd approached the vinegar strokes he did a high speed 13-times table to, as you say, "keep the wolf from the door"

Posted By: Worzel Scrimmage on March 30th 2011 at 21:13:57

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People get drunk at the Full Moon Party (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 30, 20:46:01
- i went there on my gap year as well, it was amazing. (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 30, 21:26:25
- you seen all the flooding there? (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 30, 20:52:29
  - is it in Samui then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 30, 21:18:43
    - yeah loads of the south (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 30, 21:24:41
- wtf??? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 30, 20:51:35
- Full of daddys boy gap year cunts (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Mar 30, 20:47:46
  - agreed, I was there (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 30, 21:19:06
  - Went on my gap yar. Was sooo emotional (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 30, 20:55:32
    - I saw some gap year nobbers in an internet cafe near my house yesterday (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 30, 21:11:20
      - Haha dislike those sorts (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 30, 21:33:31
        
        Beer. One word that is universally understood. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 30, 21:39:01
        
        isnt it something beginning with C in spanish? i forget (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Mar 30, 21:41:21
        
        cerveza (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 30, 21:43:38
        
        I thought that was a brand? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 30, 21:46:58
        
        no (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 30, 21:52:11
        
        the only spanish beer i remember drinking is Estrella. (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Mar 30, 21:44:57
        
        that's a Catalan Lager if I remember rightly, you see that beer (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 30, 21:46:46
        
        makes sense as i mainly had it in Barcelona (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Mar 30, 21:51:27
        
        San Miguel! (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 30, 21:46:19
        
        oh course! there was a period in 2008 or 09 when bottles on san mig were 99p in Spoons (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Mar 30, 21:50:32
        
        it used to be standard euro lager, but last time I was in Spain they had new types that (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 30, 21:54:07
        
        I'm back in Santiago (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 30, 22:18:36
        
        Could do with a beer, had a bit of manflu last couple of days due to a heavy w/e (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 30, 22:21:17
        
        I love the usual English attitude to foriegners.. (General Chat) - colincanary, Mar 30, 21:38:32
        
        Although in Sweden for example, they prefer you to speak English. (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 30, 21:41:11
        
        Found that too, years ago when I was in the old East Berlin, the locals did the same. (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Mar 30, 21:46:46
        
        is annoying when you are on the receiving end... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 30, 21:36:10
        
        well exactly, how arrogant is it to only attempt to speak in English (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 30, 21:35:11
  - no way (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 30, 20:51:26
    - I went and bumped into 2 other people who I knew from boarding school. Not cool (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Mar 30, 20:52:42
      - you posh bastard (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 30, 20:55:52
        
        managed to follow the recipe alright which is an achievement. (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Mar 30, 20:58:11
        
        respeck to da oonkullllllben! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 30, 21:28:54
        
        so you smashed it (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 30, 20:59:02
        
        you could come over any night of the week and find me hanging out the back of it (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Mar 30, 21:00:38
        
        with Wrath running in the background (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 30, 21:02:30
        
        i read it during (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Mar 30, 21:08:52
        
        cool wet grass, cool wet grass (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 30, 21:13:57
        
        crikey, bet he had her frothing after that! (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Mar 30, 21:17:30
        
        haha, he was a weird character (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 30, 21:18:22
        
        thinking about it, I'll wager that a few wrathers have met him (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 30, 21:21:42
        
        when you say wolf (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 30, 21:10:16
        
        haha those days have gone (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Mar 30, 21:17:53
        
        Lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 30, 20:59:45
        
        Look (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 30, 20:59:33
        
        and listen (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 30, 21:01:11
        
        FFS! (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 30, 21:00:29
        
        i called holty hotly on twitter ffs (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 30, 21:01:02
        
        no surprises he quit twitter soon after (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Mar 30, 21:01:58
        
        come on now (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 30, 21:01:55
        
        SCC`s man love for Holty has gone too far (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Mar 30, 21:03:45
      - You went to a boarding school? (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 30, 20:54:06
        
        haha no sorry, I went to wymondham high. But bumped into people I knew from (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Mar 30, 20:56:13
        
        too late now Posh Boy (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Mar 30, 20:58:59
        
        Was you someones fag? (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Mar 30, 20:55:47

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