I would

but I have concrete.

I will take Dave for a walk though. He likes walking.

Only problem is we get stopped by people wanting to talk about him. Bloke asked how much he cost yesterday. About 300 pints.

Posted By: duke of york on January 31st 2011 at 09:41:08

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I'm off today (Other Football) - duke of york, Jan 31, 09:34:13
- Why don't you go outside for a bit, get some fresh air and fork the lawn. (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Jan 31, 09:37:50
  - It's how I control my beard & also why I have a pot marked face. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Jan 31, 09:44:38
    - Pot marked? Too much smoking, or porcelain related? (n/m) (Other Football) - APB, Jan 31, 09:46:17
      - gardening! I thought pot was a better word than pock, I don't do all of that (Other Football) - lovely old job, Jan 31, 09:48:34
  - Oi, Flowerdew! How do you get rid of moss in a shady lawn? (Other Football) - APB, Jan 31, 09:41:09
    - Put more sand in the soil to aid drainage. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 31, 09:45:57
      - or relay the lawn every year like me! (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Jan 31, 09:48:25
    - What percentage moss coverage is there? This is crucial when it comes to considering the (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Jan 31, 09:43:01
      - More moss than grass at times. (n/m) (Other Football) - APB, Jan 31, 09:47:26
        
        hmmm, you may need to scarify and reseed with a hardier grass. Continual maintenance is a (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Jan 31, 09:53:04
        
        if he were to replace the entirety of the grass with moss would he acheive the same softne (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 31, 09:55:51
        
        A softness of sorts could be achieved by the method you suggest Ralf although nothing (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Jan 31, 09:57:58
        
        if it's plump springiness you're really after (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 31, 10:03:55
        
        What about a brand new gusset? Fresh from the pack? (Other Football) - APB, Jan 31, 09:59:52
        
        Thanks people! This is all great advice! (Other Football) - APB, Jan 31, 09:57:32
        
        I used to hire scarifyers to the good people of Walthanstow... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Jan 31, 09:59:46
        
        *m* (that Mark Barham has infected me with that there n instead of m disease) (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Jan 31, 10:00:50
        
        Fine, but what's a head message? (n/m) (Other Football) - APB, Jan 31, 10:12:41
  - I would (Other Football) - duke of york, Jan 31, 09:41:08
    - 300 pints FFS !! thats a season and a half of watching Norwich (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Jan 31, 09:42:31
- Try mixing that with careless drinking. (n/m) (Other Football) - APB, Jan 31, 09:37:30
- me too! (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Jan 31, 09:36:23
  - Harry Redknapp is so full of shit isn't he? (Other Football) - duke of york, Jan 31, 09:37:50
    - yep that's quality (Other Football) - SCC 28, Jan 31, 09:39:11

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