The last time I flew a fighter jet was in China in January. Me and Warren 'Flappy' Crowe

were seconded to the Chengdu Aircraft Industry Group to help test their new Chengdu J-20s.

Me and Flappy got called up for a test flight at night. We were so defcon-1 on a mind-altering concoction of beak, twitch and spazpills, that, during a barrellroll over Chongqing, Flappy pulled his eject handle and shot out into the nightsky.

A ricegirl with chapped hands found him last week, just outside Yibin. He was living in a leafy hollow, dressed as Kagome Higurashi surrounded by over 29 Takin. Some blokes after a bit of Kogal bukkake action were queueing nearby.

Posted By: malkybarkid on January 27th 2011 at 14:42:08

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Darren Oh Dear (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 27, 14:16:24
- It does it for me too. (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Jan 27, 14:49:51
- You love that (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jan 27, 14:17:34
  - You loving that, reminds me when fighter jets used to park in hospital car parks. (Other Football) - pants, Jan 27, 14:19:08
    - Presumably fighter jets from non-nato alliance countries can still park at hospitals? (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Jan 27, 14:21:23
      - The last time I flew a fighter jet was in China in January. Me and Warren 'Flappy' Crowe (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 14:42:08
        
        lol (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jan 27, 14:43:31
        
        absolute beaut (n/m) (Other Football) - Only1Doherty, Jan 27, 14:43:13
      - That was after the post nato depression (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jan 27, 14:22:58
        
        FFS !! (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Jan 27, 14:24:42
        
        e's good innie! (n/m) (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, Jan 27, 14:34:40
        
        he is very good... (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Jan 27, 14:36:13
        
        This bloke told me the other day that he's not allowed to eat biscuits (Other Football) - pants, Jan 27, 14:37:54
        
        lol (Other Football) - Old Git, Jan 27, 14:52:09
        
        don't encourage it. FFS ! (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge Small, Jan 27, 14:59:35
        
        sad story - wasn't Gary Baldi was it? (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Jan 27, 14:39:03
        
        I dunno, I just paid him (Other Football) - pants, Jan 27, 14:39:58
        
        crumbs! (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Jan 27, 14:40:25
        
        Nice! (n/m) (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, Jan 27, 14:41:05

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