jesus, there's so much wrong with that I just don't know where to begin

Eggs is undercooked ffs leading to possible yolk spillage and worse, potential for uncooked eggwhite.
Bread is revolting sliced supermarket white bread, not proper granary or brown loaf, homesliced thick.
Beans and cheese are too sparse.
Bacon? Where's the f**king bacon?
I can see no worcestershire sauce on the beans. In itself not a cardinal sin, but a serious omission.

Posted By: Worzel Scrimmage on January 21st 2011 at 17:59:16

Message Thread

Beans on toast WITH GRATED CHEESE (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jan 21, 17:51:39
- I have asked him the important question (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jan 21, 18:39:25
  - how can I see the comments? can't see any links at all (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 21, 18:41:36
    - just search his name (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 21, 18:43:42
      - oh I thought I could get them through that yfrog thing (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 21, 18:48:15
        
        yeah you can comment on pics (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 21, 18:50:14
- lol at this comment (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 21, 18:11:45
  - haha (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jan 21, 18:17:07
- Jacket Potato with Beans and cheese is my evening meal. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jan 21, 18:10:56
  - you can't get baked beans out here (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jan 21, 18:41:51
    - the bloke who brings me english beers used to sell them (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 21, 18:47:24
- now that ^^^ is a proper man's sandwich (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 21, 18:07:15
  - But... it really isn't (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Jan 21, 18:09:21
    - there is a lack of brown sauce, i'll give you that (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 21, 18:13:49
      - ahem, Worcestershire sauce (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 21, 18:17:14
        
        if that's what floats your boat (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 21, 18:20:04
        
        dear christ no (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 21, 18:22:36
        
        a bit basil wouldn't do any harm (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 21, 18:20:53
  - it's not a sandwich (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 21, 18:08:15
    - he might be about to flip the two slices of cardboard together (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 21, 18:11:21
      - not with all those beans and critically (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 21, 18:12:30
        
        maybe he decided to switch tactics halfway through (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 21, 18:13:20
        
        You mean he couldn't be arsed to track back across the kitchen and use the toaster... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 21, 18:16:02
        
        disgraceful really (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 21, 18:17:46
    - ... (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 21, 18:11:08
      - so it's a proper man's open sandwich then (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 21, 18:13:39
- That's not a good example of a healthy meal and the cheese looks old... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 21, 18:02:30
  - Nothing wrong with beans on toast (without the cheese) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 21, 18:08:38
    - 'low sugar' (NCFC) - norway, Jan 21, 18:32:16
  - not sure, I suspect the beans may not be properly heated (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 21, 18:05:29
    - Nope clearly old cheesage... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 21, 18:08:48
      - different colours innit (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 21, 18:09:33
        
        surely depends what type of cheese it is (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 21, 18:10:38
    - Bread looks barely toasted. How old is that remore control? (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Jan 21, 18:07:09
      - Re remote I was thinking the same thing Chaz... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 21, 18:09:54
        
        Judge, pygmy, Charles21, Tombs (NCFC) - norway, Jan 21, 18:31:44
      - yes, very disappointing (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 21, 18:09:12
        
        you spend 8 years building them up... (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 21, 18:10:03
      - haha glad someone else spotted that (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 21, 18:08:40
  - hucksajoke (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 21, 18:03:39
    - haha (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jan 21, 18:45:28
- was just gonna post that (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 21, 17:53:01
- that's ok BC, grated cheese for melting purposes is totally acceptable (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 21, 17:52:37
  - it hasn't melted (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 21, 17:53:29
    - jesus, there's so much wrong with that I just don't know where to begin (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 21, 17:59:16
      - and is the beans slice a crust? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 21, 18:03:11
        
        downright appalling if so (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 21, 18:04:41
        
        LOL (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 21, 18:05:30
        
        I'm just penning a strongly worded letter to Hucks right now (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 21, 18:06:34
        
        it's pretty obvious he was cheesetilting us all (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 21, 18:07:29
      - you've missed the bread being undercooked (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 21, 18:01:12
        
        good god you're right (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 21, 18:02:38
      - actually, on further review the egg seems to be ok (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 21, 18:00:11
    - actually after zooming in i think a lot has (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 21, 17:56:07
      - lol, you really zoomed in on that picture just to find out? (n/m) (NCFC) - WOTB_HaxBall_Champ, Jan 21, 17:59:51
        
        also used image correction software (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 21, 18:02:03
        
        lmao (NCFC) - WOTB_HaxBall_Champ, Jan 21, 18:03:50
      - Self grating is the dealbreaker tbf (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Jan 21, 17:58:23

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