Ok, what about if, right, say you had just bought a cardy in Hatters and were nipping into

Onry's for a quick pint when a fantastic brunette Gail wanged up right quick on her Nitrous Warhammer and pulled an Oxford Sphere right over the top of your Macbeth Eliots, shouted "Delicate ponce!", then landed wrong, sending her summer skirts up her thighs and legs akimbo.

Would you run off like some sort of prancing herdwick with ram crayon all over its arse up towards the Murderers, pull your pants down and do pilates outside the Castlegates, cock-a-flappy

or...

Would you tirelessly pull aside her cotton panties, look at her little man in a boat and then place twenty ten-pence pieces on her puffy futtock?

hmmm? hmmm?

So, what's it to be? Say you were in the fine city when this likely event occurred, which of the two, rather delightful courses of action, would you take?

well?

hmmm?

Posted By: malkybarkid on November 23rd 2010 at 15:09:00

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Ok, what about if, right, say you had just bought a cardy in Hatters and were nipping into (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 23, 15:09:00
- run off ... prance ... pants down ... pilates ... cock-a-flappy (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 23, 15:39:00
  - MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 23, 15:39:39
- option number b, deffo (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 23, 15:33:03
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 23, 15:33:58
- Tirelessly. That's me all over that is. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Nov 23, 15:24:40
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 23, 15:32:50
- both (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 23, 15:24:05
  - Unfortunately, you have answered incorrectly. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 23, 15:33:20
- PUFFY FATTOCK (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 23, 15:20:21
  - It's 'futtock'. Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 23, 15:21:09
    - PUFFY FUTTOCK... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 23, 15:22:32
      - Because you chose the 'mary option'. Had you not, you could, of course, have had an 'MA'. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 23, 15:23:21
        
        OH... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 23, 15:24:40
- pants down, cock-a-flappy (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 23, 15:12:56
  - leave him out of it (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Nov 23, 15:21:50
  - MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 23, 15:13:17
    - I'm still lol-ing at someone get barred from the PoD for doing that (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 23, 15:17:38
      - Michaela had to chuck someone out who was getting all fiddly with his cock under the table (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 23, 15:20:40
        
        Jesus... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 23, 15:23:03
        
        Did you read about that DJ from Cork who had a shuffle on the plane as it was (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 23, 15:30:35
        
        Hare goo. Shame they can't spell: (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 23, 15:32:03
- Option number (b) fo shizzle. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 23, 15:11:32
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 23, 15:11:54
- go 4 a kfc (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Nov 23, 15:10:25
  - Unfortunately, you have answered incorrectly. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 23, 15:11:43
- man in a boat (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 23, 15:10:18
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 23, 15:11:19
- pilates (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 23, 15:10:13
  - MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 23, 15:10:51

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