I remember two chemistry masters

Mr Clayton was fierce! However, he was sitting on the front bench while we gathered round, lifted his leg and farted extremely loudly. A schoolboy's dream!

The second was Keith Millican, obviously known as Spike. He left under a cloud with rumours of him being fond of the small boys, alledgedly!

Thanks f*ck things have changed!

Posted By: Claygate_Canary on November 17th 2010 at 11:17:44

Message Thread

Kate Soon-to-be-Windsor - yes or no? (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 10:00:27
- Phwoooar! Yes please. I long to rain over her. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 17, 10:49:01
  - Reign, shirley (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 17, 11:14:24
    - Think about it (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 17, 11:17:03
      - I get the pun I just think it should have been reign not rain... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 17, 11:22:39
        
        That wouldn't have been a pun then would it? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 17, 11:24:51
        
        To me it would have been as I knew what you meant... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 17, 11:35:03
    - It's a play on words. Reign, Rain. (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 17, 11:16:56
      - no (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 11:24:16
      - Oh purleeze (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 11:21:53
        
        Jaffers is having a right royal jizz-fest over this one (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 17, 11:24:00
        
        I'd enter her palace via traitors gate. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 17, 11:26:16
        
        The man's a genius (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 11:28:00
  - She could wear my crown jewels any day (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 17, 10:51:20
    - I'd show her what a King Willy feels like (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 17, 10:54:58
      - I'd fuck her in the back of a mercedes by banging into the walls of her underpass. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 17, 10:57:26
        
        She could handle my sceptre and orbs (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 11:09:17
        
        !!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 17, 11:01:34
      - I'd be prepared to fight for Queen and cunt-ry ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 17, 10:56:07
- No (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 17, 10:25:41
- fuck yeah! (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 17, 10:20:50
- Oh yes, no doubt about it. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 10:15:59
- yes but....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 17, 10:15:11
  - you're wrong (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 17, 10:21:18
  - Fail. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 10:20:44
  - I always thought (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 17, 10:18:48
  - I always thought you were Queen if the King was (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 17, 10:18:20
  - I think it's more sexist than that (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 10:17:59
    - No catholics either (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 17, 10:22:51
      - Thank fuck for that (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 10:27:21
        
        Rules me out by technicality (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 17, 10:29:14
  - Met HRH Phillip in July (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Nov 17, 10:16:49
    - Did he say anything 'racey'? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 17, 10:40:36
      - No, most polite (n/m) (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Nov 17, 10:43:20
        
        Are you a Caucasian gentleman Claygate? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 17, 10:44:49
        
        I am, as were most people from Norfolk in the 1950s (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Nov 17, 10:50:27
        
        I was at NS in the late 70s (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 10:58:26
        
        I remember two chemistry masters (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Nov 17, 11:17:44
- She will have her finger in Diana's ring (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Nov 17, 10:15:06
- She seems brighter than Dopey Di (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 17, 10:13:14
  - ^^^ Union Jack top hatted, queuing up all night on the Mall with Condomhead, royalist ^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 17, 10:16:09
  - HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT THE PEOPLE'S PRINCESS LIKE THAT (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 17, 10:14:48
- yes (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 17, 10:10:32
- Yet you rate Denise Van Outen? (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 17, 10:09:19
  - Filth (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 10:14:24
    - She's plain (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 17, 10:17:59
      - Eye test for Mr yarmyyarmy please (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 10:20:23
        
        hmmmm (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 17, 10:24:08
        
        The entire world has literally run out of airbrush becuase of those pictures. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 10:23:26
        
        But would you? (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 10:28:37
        
        Yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 10:29:26
        
        Plainer than ready salted crisps (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 17, 10:21:47
- Privileged shite... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 17, 10:07:47
  - they bring in loads to the economy (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 17, 10:22:11
    - They still can whilst they pay for themselves (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 17, 10:25:38
- If it wasn't for the royal links, therefore you removed... (General Chat) - Arganth, Nov 17, 10:07:14
- a yes for me but this is more your thing anyway isn't it? (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 17, 10:06:10
  - Haha (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 17, 10:10:08
  - Phwoaarr (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 10:08:54
- Facially, he's batting above his average imo (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 17, 10:04:01
  - Hello sailer - see above... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 17, 10:08:53
    - hent sin your twatter (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 17, 10:10:27
- The new peoples Princess? (n/m) (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Nov 17, 10:02:00

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