I'll have to rememeber that

Mrs KDDD: And what happened to you last night?

KDDD: Err ... I had to be helicoptered to Aberdeen to give blood to an injured offshore oil worker.

Mrs KDDD: You could have at least phoned though.

KDDD: It was bloody Aberdeen love, no mobile phone reception.

Mrs KDDD: Oh, ok.

watertight.

Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog on November 12th 2010 at 16:27:29

Message Thread

What's the best thing you've ever done? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 12, 15:31:44
- swapped video game playing for shagging women. (General Chat) - usacanary, Nov 12, 18:58:43
- Since we're going all noble on this, built a school in Kenya (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 12, 16:23:47
  - I bought a poppy (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 12, 16:24:54
- Order the rice instead of the baked potato (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 12, 16:16:58
  - Coward. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Nov 12, 16:19:47
- Give a bloke an unexpected 1000 a month pay rise when he was in financial trouble... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 12, 16:16:05
- Give blood. You should all give blood if you can. S'important. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 12, 16:12:25
  - not me....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 12, 16:16:59
    - If you've got a wierd blood group that's even more reason to donate. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 12, 16:30:13
      - i agree with giving blood.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 12, 16:32:10
        
        I've just checked: B- is the 2nd rarest type after AB- (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 12, 16:34:55
        
        its mad isnt it! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 12, 16:42:10
        
        Thing is, if ever you or I get in lumber and need some blood we're in trouble (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 12, 16:45:14
        
        yep..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 12, 16:53:52
      - Learn to spell you prick. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 12, 16:31:00
        
        Yeah, you fucking idiot (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 12, 16:34:01
    - Weird blood type ? Even more reason to give blood ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 12, 16:17:36
      - true...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 12, 16:19:45
        
        I'll have to rememeber that (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 12, 16:27:29
        
        in those days... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 12, 16:33:19
- 2 sisters, with me watching* (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 12, 16:05:42
- After a drunken day id the USA and all my attempts to get a pizza delivered at (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 12, 15:55:56
  - actually that's not the best think I have ever done, It is probably the most (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 12, 15:57:53
    - its a fine line at the best of times the old shit on the plate to your bro stunt (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 12, 16:00:05
      - Could have been worse. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 12, 16:05:08
      - We've all done it. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Nov 12, 16:04:31
        
        I haven't given a shit on a plate to LOJ's brother. (General Chat) - APB, Nov 12, 16:15:31
        
        I know the Kings have plates, I know loj's brother is sometimes in the Kings. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 12, 16:38:36
        
        thank fuck for that I thought I was a freak. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 12, 16:05:07
  - What was it then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 12, 15:57:12
    - a shit (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 12, 15:58:08
      - How did you make it stick to the plate? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 12, 15:59:20
        
        nomorenails ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 12, 16:01:04
        
        The texture was just perfect & it did look very much like a baked potato. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 12, 16:00:35
        
        I've done loads of turds, and I've eaten plenty of baked potatos, (General Chat) - tudders, Nov 12, 16:02:49
        
        It was all coincedence Tudders, I wouldn't normally shit on a plate in the first place (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 12, 16:04:26
        
        "I wouldn't normally shit on a plate" (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 12, 16:07:12
        
        I'm trying to think of when else you might use that phrase. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Nov 12, 16:21:29
        
        Weddings? Parent's evenings? First date? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Nov 12, 16:31:29
        
        Oh yeah, more flexible than I first thought. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Nov 12, 16:36:18
        
        What had you been eating the night before? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 12, 16:01:15
        
        baked potatoes? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 12, 16:02:35
        
        haha it was 18 years ago the memory is not so hot these days. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 12, 16:02:29
        
        The "potato" was, was it? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Nov 12, 16:14:05
        
        I want to know how his brother got him back (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 12, 16:15:44
        
        Cleveland Steamer while he slept? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Nov 12, 16:17:20
- Alice Peters. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 12, 15:46:26
- Best, or most charitable. (General Chat) - Arganth, Nov 12, 15:42:17
- sliced bread (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 12, 15:40:46
- I gave away my 2007 Rugby World Cup Final tickets. (General Chat) - tudders, Nov 12, 15:38:28
- rescued a shrew from a shitarse (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 12, 15:35:47
- shagged a pig up the cunt (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Nov 12, 15:34:54
  - Fucking genius. LOL (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 12, 16:07:49
  - ^^^ ban this sick filth !!!!!!!!!! (General Chat) - shoddy, Nov 12, 16:06:06
  - rolfgang amadeus gokart (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 12, 15:57:26
  - Now THAT is POTD (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 12, 15:35:37
    - I honestly didn't think the simplicity, crudeness and predictibility of his first (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 12, 15:39:52
      - Known in the stand up circles as a call back...... well played Selwyn (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Nov 12, 19:01:07
      - It was a superb one-two (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 12, 15:41:18
    - Proper muthapigfucking LOL!!!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Nov 12, 15:37:57
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Nov 12, 15:36:30

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