I went to a live sex show in Amsterdam a few years ago

The third act was a nice young lady who performed an average strip tease routine accompanied on stage by a ghetto blaster playing Guns N' Roses "November Rain".

After she had removed all her clothes she then lied down and hoisted her pelvis up in the air and spread her leg and preceeded to enter a lit candle into her vagina.

It was at this point the batteries ran out on her ghetto blaster and the 'auditorium' was filled with an incredibly awkward silence for what seemed like an age. I decided to break the silence by singing "and it seemed to me that she lived her life like a candle in the wind..."

Everyone laughed, including the stripper. It's the only time I've ever shouted out in a crowd.

Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog on October 15th 2010 at 17:22:18

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Off to the Theatre tonight to see Hamlet. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 15, 16:37:20
- Shout "Over 'ere son, on me head" really loudly. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 15, 16:47:56
  - and have crazy frog ringtone on level 5 (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 15, 16:50:22
  - as mentioned the other day, people who shout out in crowds (General Chat) - pants, Oct 15, 16:49:51
    - I went to a live sex show in Amsterdam a few years ago (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 15, 17:22:18
      - One to tell the grandchildren there (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 15, 17:28:30
        
        ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 15, 17:36:01
    - The only heckle story I've heard that made me laugh was told by Mark Lamarr (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 15, 16:54:16
      - ha ha, yeah I have heard that before (might have been you that posted it foo years back) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 15, 17:03:33
- midsommer murders is brilliantly cheap shite isn't it? (General Chat) - pants, Oct 15, 16:47:37
- he dies in the end (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 15, 16:40:07
  - Oi sin ut afore, yer gret fule. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 15, 16:42:06
  - We all do (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 15, 16:41:19
    - we hent all in a play by shakespeare (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 15, 16:44:14
      - Maybe we are though. Maybe life is just a Shakespear play. (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 15, 16:49:23
  - meant to be for tudders? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 15, 16:40:53
    - oh no (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 15, 16:44:56

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