Ah there you are.

Right.

1) Do not, repeat, do not go outside with them when they go to smoke.
2) Feel pity for them as you tell yourself how stupid they are to spend a fortune on something which makes them smell bad and kills them.
3) Imagine your childrens faces as they gaher round your death bed.
4) Imagine how stupid you'd feel when the doctor says to you"I'm afraid it's cancer brought on by smoking."
5) Imagine how much you don't want your kids to smoke and die young of cancer.
6) Don't smug one off to them, nothing worse than a smug ex-smoker.
7) Imagine having to tell your wife that you had terminal cancer brought on by smoking. And the follow on conversation of how you were going to tell your kids.
8) Imagine that conversation, you telling your kids that you have given yourself cancer by smoking and won't live to see the new year.

Those are the things I do to put myself off. 3 weeks and 2 days.

Posted By: jafski on October 12th 2010 at 18:08:14

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FAO Jafskiskiski (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 12, 17:44:43
- Yes? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 12, 17:47:09
  - *Taps watch face with index finger twice* (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 12, 17:53:04
    - *puffs out cheeks and raises eyes to the heavens* (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 12, 17:54:33
      - *crosses arms and sighs* (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 12, 17:57:14
        
        *exaggeratedly looks at watch so people know he's waiting and not just loitering* (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 12, 17:59:17
        
        ah. Excellent, Right. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 12, 18:02:09
        
        Ah there you are. (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 12, 18:08:14
        
        v good. [prints] (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 12, 18:10:44
        
        No worries. Good luck. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 12, 18:14:04
        
        and to you too. Particularly at B&FMCMIII (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 12, 18:15:54
        
        that's not uplifting (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 12, 18:09:41
        
        That depends on how low you were to start with (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 12, 18:11:21
        
        The bags under your eyes (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 12, 18:06:29
        
        have you considered cocaine? (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 12, 18:03:59
        
        Not sure why you've got confused about this, but I'm not a celebrity. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 12, 18:04:40
        
        i know that tricky (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 12, 18:08:03
        
        true, true. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 12, 18:12:14
        
        *runs out of things to type that would indicate him imaginarily waiting* (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 12, 18:01:32
        
        *recognises the sutter waste of the last 15 minutes of his life and fucks off downstairs* (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 12, 18:02:45
        
        Nooooooo (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 12, 18:03:51

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