...

Just wrote "Superb stay! Perfect hospitality! The best mine I've ever been to!" in our visitors book

We are all now doing A LOT of crunches. Juan says there will be a media circus when we get out and we all want to look 'beach ready'

GREAT NEWS! We've found ANOTHER trapped miner! All of us are telling our best jokes & reeling off our best anecdotes.

FACT: Wearing a mud pack and lying inert against a bit of wall is NOT the same as being frozen in Carbonite. "Juan Solo" disagrees

Ramon's plan to trick our way out of here inside a huge wooden horse has many, many flaws

Ernesto has developed Stockholm syndrome and has fallen in love with the mine

Angry debates about which 80s TV series may have had "the Hollywood treatment" since we've been down here

One of my colleagues has launched his own fragrance. Most of us are now wearing Juan - Pour Homme

A Morgan Freeman voiceover would give this mine some much-needed class

Just had my annual appraisal through our communication pipe. Went as well as can be expected

We've improvised a version of Angry Birds using pit supports and Juan. He's bruised like a month-old banana but having a GREAT time!

Sergio's telling of Mad Men season 4 has inadvertently prompted a campaign to 'Kick Sexism Out Of Mining'

I don't care if it is one of my five a day. I'm not having another one of Ernesto's moss smoothies

Ramon to play title role in 'Juan & the Beanstalk'. Juan to step down from Panto Committee so that Ramon may lead effectively

We cannot decide which Pantomime to stage down here.

Finally learned to make the perfect Appletini and now we've run out of Schnapps. You literally could not make this up

Get the rocks off, Get the rocks off, honey

The Christmas decorations have gone up early this year

Posted By: The Judge on October 11th 2010 at 14:37:45


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