Preposterous

Next you will have someone claiming that the son of god was born in a barn as a result of immaculate conception in the presence of Kings directed by a shining star. He then kept his head down for 30 years while he completed his City and Guilds in carpentry (presumably Joseph and Mary wanted him to have a trade in case the miracle business did not work out.)

He then is crucified for mans sins which arose as a result of Adam eating an apple, though he didn't realise this was in fact a metaphor, so he died for a misunderstanding but it doesn't matter because he came back to life a bit later.

Posted By: Firstnews on August 30th 2010 at 10:40:47

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Now it surfaces. Chris Martin flips out on PoW Rd, police involved: (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 30, 10:26:00
- "The aliens are using their advanced technology to create hybrid species." (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 30, 10:45:36
- Preposterous (NCFC) - Firstnews, Aug 30, 10:40:47
- check you out... (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 30, 10:38:46
- Ha ha - "Martian-mad Mr Martin....." (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 30, 10:34:33
  - nice photo as well (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 30, 10:36:41
- thatll be chris martin the yankee nutjob and not chris martin from nodge fc (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 30, 10:28:22
  - Not Yankee, no. Laaandun. Blackeef (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 30, 10:39:40
    - it might be in london but hes wearing a yankcuntcap (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 30, 10:41:52
  - Your best act in the world is Tina Tempa, yours is. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 30, 10:29:31
    - wtf is tina tempa? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 30, 10:35:36
      - a young teen pop act Mr Tombs (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 30, 10:41:16
        
        the bee gees are like, fucking awesome. best band ever. (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 30, 10:44:25

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