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Elvis had an heart-attack, 'cos he got too bleedin' fat.
He weighed nearly half a ton, he looked more like a pregnant mum.

Elvis is dead, Elvis is dead.

Elvis had a gammy leg, he had a gammy head.
He had a gammy kidney, he's better-off dead.

In August 1977, Elvis met his fate.
But he couldn't get into heaven, 'cos he couldn't get thru the gate.

Posted By: malkybarkid on August 16th 2010 at 13:51:13

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On this day in 1977 Elvis died - I was at Pontin's Camber Sands (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 16, 13:20:11
- I was travelling on ferry back from school trip to Switzerlanders! And (General Chat) - Pixelman, Aug 16, 14:09:39
- Poor ole Vis. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 16, 14:09:29
- ... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 16, 13:51:13
  - Elvis Special Fry! (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 16, 14:05:39
  - oh no! (General Chat) - Tomblander, Aug 16, 13:59:35
- I remember thinking why would anyone want to shoot him? (n/m) (General Chat) - TheDribblingKnight, Aug 16, 13:37:41
  - it was suicide (General Chat) - Tomblander, Aug 16, 13:41:32
- I was five and couldn't have given less of a toss to be fair. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 16, 13:37:11
- I was in a minibus, when I heard... (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 16, 13:36:32
- i was in the isle of man (General Chat) - Tomblander, Aug 16, 13:28:38
- That was the day me mam went out for a pint of milk and didn't come back (General Chat) - pants, Aug 16, 13:26:21
  - Cocaine? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 16, 13:30:21
    - my scalextric had that bit missing (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 16, 13:32:31
- Did she know him? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 16, 13:25:15
  - huhuhhu! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 16, 13:28:43
    - Jumbo Presley! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 16, 13:32:10
      - why thankyouverymuch, Jumbo has left the Barclay! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 16, 13:33:02

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