I do not have false bosoms or a sexbeard.

My bosoms are my own what I grew, and I'm not very good at beards (tendency to gingerness, and you don't want that).

Posted By: Arizona Bay on August 12th 2010 at 09:56:49

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fuggin hell (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 12, 08:46:02
- NOt brutal enough imo. I'd have publicly hanged the overrated cunt. (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 12, 09:02:34
  - Blimey:-(!!! (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Aug 12, 10:07:48
  - was it Tricky that first suggested that? (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 12, 09:55:32
    - eh? yes, you are. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 12, 09:58:25
      - then i do apologise. (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 12, 10:02:05
        
        no, wunt me (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 12, 10:04:17
        
        oh yes, i remember you saying he shouldn't go to the world cup now (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 12, 10:13:50
      - (to add (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 12, 10:01:58
        
        It would be good to see 'arry get it so people realise it's not just down to the manager. (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 10:04:05
    - wouldnt have thought so, that involves capital punishment (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Aug 12, 09:57:16
  - Well I like him... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Aug 12, 09:31:07
    - always liked him, anyone see him on Jonathan Ross? Came across well. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Aug 12, 09:38:43
      - Beckham and Ross - made for each other. I'm with jafski on this one I'm afraid. 'Celeb' (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 09:48:28
        
        Don't be afraid about being with me. It's great. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 12, 09:49:43
      - I don't doubt he's a lovely man and does a lot of work for charity. (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 12, 09:47:14
        
        yup overated footballer, but certainly not a twat. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Aug 12, 09:49:43
        
        He is a massive twat. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 12, 09:50:04
        
        See, you started with cunt and have now downgraded to twat. (Other Football) - APB, Aug 12, 10:17:26
        
        Cunt is too strong, he got caught up in my hatred of the cuntery of celebrity and (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 12, 10:20:45
        
        What's the metric difference between "a cunt" and "a bit of a cunt"? (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 10:24:38
        
        9 (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 10:24:49
        
        No. It's 1.24, or as it's known in the trade 'an Edmonds' (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 12, 10:27:49
        
        You don't often see a full Edmonds. Thank fuck. (Other Football) - APB, Aug 12, 10:30:25
        
        no John Terry, Simon Jordan, Ashley Cole, Andy D'Urso, Kevin Muscat, George Burley, Fabian (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Aug 12, 09:54:14
        
        That's actually a list of cunts. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 12, 09:57:39
        
        Is a cunt worse than a twat? (Other Football) - APB, Aug 12, 10:04:06
        
        Depends. Usually yes. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 12, 10:07:23
        
        Deffo. Been called both though. (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 10:04:47
        
        Have I? I wish my mum would keep family business in the family. (n/m) (Other Football) - APB, Aug 12, 10:09:31
        
        How 'massive'? (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 09:51:41
        
        Adebayo Akinfenwe massive. Huge Large. (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 12, 09:52:52
        
        That's big! (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 09:53:36
    - Gerrard called him an 'England Legend' last night. (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 12, 09:34:04
    - Yeah me too. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arganth, Aug 12, 09:33:45
  - Twat (n/m) (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 12, 09:17:40
    - Yes he is, glad you agree. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 12, 09:20:35
  - I'd love a go on Mrs Beckham. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 09:07:30
    - especially with her, iht (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Aug 12, 10:13:09
    - Me first. (n/m) (Other Football) - APB, Aug 12, 09:13:32
      - Clearly, what I mean by that (Other Football) - APB, Aug 12, 09:46:47
        
        Wouldn't it be like trying to hump a twiglet. Belsenesque with false bosoms. (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 09:51:17
        
        AB has false bosoms? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 12, 09:51:45
        
        and a sexbeard. (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 09:52:52
        
        I do not have false bosoms or a sexbeard. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 09:56:49
        
        Oh.. I read 'AB' as 'APB', sorry. AB hasn't got a sexbeard, APB has. AB came to my place (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 09:55:30
        
        I do sometimes not bother to shave. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 09:57:46
        
        who came to your place of work and had a sexbeard? (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 12, 09:57:37
        
        I did. APB might've been too, but I don't know. I didn't have a beard. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 09:58:35
        
        Invoice Mattois? Dunt forgit. (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 10:01:11
        
        Oh fuckaduck. I did, I forgot. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 10:02:09
    - Really? Fucking hell. No way. I'd rather do Loos. DOn't blame him for that one. (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 12, 09:09:26
  - Stay calm, man. (Other Football) - APB, Aug 12, 09:05:05
    - Absolutely. Peace, Brother. (n/m) (Other Football) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 12, 09:33:40
    - God damn you Walter! You fuckin' asshole! Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man! (Other Football) - APB, Aug 12, 09:12:12
      - Oops. Below, please. (n/m) (Other Football) - APB, Aug 12, 09:12:51
        
        ^^ This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass! (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 12, 09:17:03
        
        Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude (Other Football) - APB, Aug 12, 09:22:24
    - That rug really tied the room together. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 12, 09:08:04
- More sly needling in last night's Fiver, too. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 08:58:27
- hardly brutal is it! saying he can have one last hurrah in a friendly (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Aug 12, 08:47:25

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