no John Terry, Simon Jordan, Ashley Cole, Andy D'Urso, Kevin Muscat, George Burley, Fabian

Wilnis, John Wark, Jamie Carragher

are all massive Twats, Beckham is no where near them on the Scale of Twats.

Posted By: Tony Martin on August 12th 2010 at 09:54:14

Message Thread

fuggin hell (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 12, 08:46:02
- NOt brutal enough imo. I'd have publicly hanged the overrated cunt. (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 12, 09:02:34
  - Blimey:-(!!! (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Aug 12, 10:07:48
  - was it Tricky that first suggested that? (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 12, 09:55:32
    - eh? yes, you are. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 12, 09:58:25
      - then i do apologise. (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 12, 10:02:05
        
        no, wunt me (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 12, 10:04:17
        
        oh yes, i remember you saying he shouldn't go to the world cup now (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 12, 10:13:50
      - (to add (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 12, 10:01:58
        
        It would be good to see 'arry get it so people realise it's not just down to the manager. (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 10:04:05
    - wouldnt have thought so, that involves capital punishment (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Aug 12, 09:57:16
  - Well I like him... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Aug 12, 09:31:07
    - always liked him, anyone see him on Jonathan Ross? Came across well. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Aug 12, 09:38:43
      - Beckham and Ross - made for each other. I'm with jafski on this one I'm afraid. 'Celeb' (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 09:48:28
        
        Don't be afraid about being with me. It's great. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 12, 09:49:43
      - I don't doubt he's a lovely man and does a lot of work for charity. (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 12, 09:47:14
        
        yup overated footballer, but certainly not a twat. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Aug 12, 09:49:43
        
        He is a massive twat. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 12, 09:50:04
        
        See, you started with cunt and have now downgraded to twat. (Other Football) - APB, Aug 12, 10:17:26
        
        Cunt is too strong, he got caught up in my hatred of the cuntery of celebrity and (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 12, 10:20:45
        
        What's the metric difference between "a cunt" and "a bit of a cunt"? (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 10:24:38
        
        9 (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 10:24:49
        
        No. It's 1.24, or as it's known in the trade 'an Edmonds' (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 12, 10:27:49
        
        You don't often see a full Edmonds. Thank fuck. (Other Football) - APB, Aug 12, 10:30:25
        
        no John Terry, Simon Jordan, Ashley Cole, Andy D'Urso, Kevin Muscat, George Burley, Fabian (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Aug 12, 09:54:14
        
        That's actually a list of cunts. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 12, 09:57:39
        
        Is a cunt worse than a twat? (Other Football) - APB, Aug 12, 10:04:06
        
        Depends. Usually yes. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 12, 10:07:23
        
        Deffo. Been called both though. (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 10:04:47
        
        Have I? I wish my mum would keep family business in the family. (n/m) (Other Football) - APB, Aug 12, 10:09:31
        
        How 'massive'? (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 09:51:41
        
        Adebayo Akinfenwe massive. Huge Large. (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 12, 09:52:52
        
        That's big! (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 09:53:36
    - Gerrard called him an 'England Legend' last night. (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 12, 09:34:04
    - Yeah me too. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arganth, Aug 12, 09:33:45
  - Twat (n/m) (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 12, 09:17:40
    - Yes he is, glad you agree. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 12, 09:20:35
  - I'd love a go on Mrs Beckham. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 09:07:30
    - especially with her, iht (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Aug 12, 10:13:09
    - Me first. (n/m) (Other Football) - APB, Aug 12, 09:13:32
      - Clearly, what I mean by that (Other Football) - APB, Aug 12, 09:46:47
        
        Wouldn't it be like trying to hump a twiglet. Belsenesque with false bosoms. (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 09:51:17
        
        AB has false bosoms? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 12, 09:51:45
        
        and a sexbeard. (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 09:52:52
        
        I do not have false bosoms or a sexbeard. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 09:56:49
        
        Oh.. I read 'AB' as 'APB', sorry. AB hasn't got a sexbeard, APB has. AB came to my place (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 09:55:30
        
        I do sometimes not bother to shave. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 09:57:46
        
        who came to your place of work and had a sexbeard? (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 12, 09:57:37
        
        I did. APB might've been too, but I don't know. I didn't have a beard. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 09:58:35
        
        Invoice Mattois? Dunt forgit. (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 10:01:11
        
        Oh fuckaduck. I did, I forgot. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 10:02:09
    - Really? Fucking hell. No way. I'd rather do Loos. DOn't blame him for that one. (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 12, 09:09:26
  - Stay calm, man. (Other Football) - APB, Aug 12, 09:05:05
    - Absolutely. Peace, Brother. (n/m) (Other Football) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 12, 09:33:40
    - God damn you Walter! You fuckin' asshole! Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man! (Other Football) - APB, Aug 12, 09:12:12
      - Oops. Below, please. (n/m) (Other Football) - APB, Aug 12, 09:12:51
        
        ^^ This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass! (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 12, 09:17:03
        
        Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude (Other Football) - APB, Aug 12, 09:22:24
    - That rug really tied the room together. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 12, 09:08:04
- More sly needling in last night's Fiver, too. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 08:58:27
- hardly brutal is it! saying he can have one last hurrah in a friendly (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Aug 12, 08:47:25

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