Suspicious of any "I've had a baby" story that doesn't include the baby's birth weight.

Because you just try to stop any new parent telling you how much their new baby weighed at birth. Can't be done. It's like an Immutable Law of the Universe. New parents always tell you how heavy their baby is, as if it is assumed that everyone is interested. Nine pound four? yes that's fascinating, thanks.

So, no baby weight, well, good chance it's made up.

Posted By: Arizona Bay on July 5th 2010 at 10:54:36

Message Thread

"Hospital sources say he's a little shit" (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Jul 5, 09:52:31
- Am I alone in finding the Ronaldo baby story strange? (Other Football) - JoeyDeacon, Jul 5, 10:30:38
  - No - is it actually true then? (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Jul 5, 10:42:23
    - Five Live yesterday were reporting it. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jul 5, 10:48:57
      - What details were you after? Length of labour? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 5, 10:50:10
        
        Suspicious of any "I've had a baby" story that doesn't include the baby's birth weight. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jul 5, 10:54:36
        
        you try getting away with not telling people what your baby weighs (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 5, 10:59:34
        
        people ask you how the sex was? (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 5, 11:00:15
        
        how the sex was of the baby? how does that make sense to you? (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 5, 11:02:51
        
        Don't you go polishing those boots on my account. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 5, 11:04:44
        
        you started it Marv (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 5, 11:09:46
        
        how was the sex? (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Jul 5, 11:00:54
        
        Mind you own (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 5, 11:02:18
        
        you let scammers have a go on Mrs Tricky? (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Jul 5, 11:03:28
        
        You've got that the wrong way round, It's Tricky who tries to have a go on other Wrathers' (Other Football) - Old Git, Jul 5, 11:33:57
        
        *your* own (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 5, 11:02:31
    - i wondered if he might've had his accounts 'hacked' (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 5, 10:46:20
      - What happened to Van Morrison? (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Jul 5, 10:48:27
        
        his head fell off (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Jul 5, 10:48:48
        
        Apart from that (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Jul 5, 10:49:14
        
        there was a post on his official website claiming that he'd just become a father (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 5, 10:53:00
  - *TOUCH* (n/m) (Other Football) - JoeyDeacon, Jul 5, 10:31:22

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