I was thinking a series of fine filament threads, securing the chip

to the inside of the ball, at opposite points inside the sphere.

If you have enough threads, it's insurance against some of them breaking, but when that sort of thing is under rotational forces, the shape of the ball will alter, and that would be resisted by some of the threads, and others would would go slack - which would move the chip, which would move the centre of gravity of the ball, which would change the spin and bounce.

So that's a seemingly good idea which turns out to be rubbish.

Fill the ball with a light foamy sponge sort of thing? Again, it will behave differently.

Posted By: Arizona Bay on June 30th 2010 at 17:00:13

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Assume I'm being slow, but (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 30, 16:36:26
- What about a combination of Hawkeye and a load of chips in the ball (Other Football) - Huge Small, Jun 30, 17:15:24
- Why not make the whole ball out of a chip? (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Jun 30, 17:14:59
  - is anyone else getting hungry for some chips? (n/m) (Other Football) - matt in london, Jun 30, 17:23:17
    - mmmmmmmmm chips (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 30, 17:28:48
- unless the chipis exactly in the middle of the ball (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 30, 16:41:32
  - Wouldn't make any difference if the chip WAS in the middle of the ball (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 30, 17:08:58
    - Durr. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 30, 17:23:56
    - Fail. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 30, 17:11:42
      - So the ball is 20cm in diameter, say. All you check is that the chip is 10cm or more over (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 30, 17:13:00
      - Yes (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 30, 17:12:46
  - yes. So you put the chip in the centre of the ball (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 30, 16:44:31
    - if you put two chips on opposite sides of the ball (Other Football) - matt in london, Jun 30, 17:12:52
      - No - Johnnycomecardiff did this one earlier. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 30, 17:16:30
        
        would this solve that problem? (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 30, 17:20:01
        
        Cor. I don't know. What if the ball is spinning as it goes into the net? (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 30, 17:22:14
        
        ooh, good point about the spinning... (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 30, 17:27:42
        
        I tell you what though (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 30, 17:18:00
        
        that's the picture i was after when i found this (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 30, 17:20:58
      - Or (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 30, 17:15:15
    - In a way which is robust enough to withstand 90 minutes worth of Doherty standard hoof (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 30, 16:56:07
      - so they say (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 30, 17:01:13
        
        Fair enough. If they reckon it'll do it. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 30, 17:08:15
        
        After the match the losing team would insist on the ball being dissected to check the (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 30, 17:11:16
        
        Unless they implement my secondary chip idea as expressed. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 30, 17:17:58
        
        this is quite pens (Other Football) - camcan, Jun 30, 17:12:17
        
        "sub second tracking" (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 30, 17:13:47
        
        harsh (Other Football) - camcan, Jun 30, 17:15:32
    - The ball is full of air (Other Football) - jamesward, Jun 30, 16:52:40
      - I was thinking a series of fine filament threads, securing the chip (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 30, 17:00:13
        
        hare goo (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 30, 17:06:37
        
        Get the fuck in - that's exactly what I just said. Professor Arizona Bay. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 30, 17:11:17
        
        INTP (Other Football) - camcan, Jun 30, 17:14:34
        
        Brilliant. I've been Myers-Briggsed and I didn't even notice. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 30, 17:23:29
        
        worryingly (Other Football) - camcan, Jun 30, 17:31:45
        
        I bet sites like this are statistically significantly more attractive to INTPs (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 30, 17:33:08
        
        I just did an online Myers-Briggs and came out as INTJ (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 30, 17:41:09
        
        yep I can see you as an Ada Lovelace (Other Football) - camcan, Jun 30, 17:44:43
        
        Yes, generalist horseshit. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 30, 17:46:57
        
        What the hell are you on about? (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge Small, Jun 30, 17:54:52
        
        THis. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 30, 17:57:30
      - worst wind up ever this (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Jun 30, 16:53:49
    - are you joking? (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Jun 30, 16:51:38
      - BOOOOOM! (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 30, 16:58:11
        
        i don't believe that can work (Other Football) - SCC 28, Jun 30, 16:59:13
        
        Would it be better than what we currently have? (n/m) (Other Football) - Arganth, Jun 30, 17:01:05
- whole of the ball? (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Jun 30, 16:40:16
  - indeed. You just put the chip in the centre of the sphere (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 30, 16:43:38
    - how would you keep it in the middle of the ball? (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 30, 16:45:17
      - ^^^ He's off on it again ^^^ (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Jun 30, 16:47:20
        
        ^^^ he'll never be on it again (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 30, 16:50:28
        
        ^^^ He's not wrong (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Jun 30, 16:50:46
        
        i never am dear... (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 30, 16:55:46
      - well I dunno. But we've sent probes to the outer reaches of the solar system (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 30, 16:46:06
        
        That's easy though - you just strap them on top of a f***in great rocket, (Other Football) - CB41, Jun 30, 17:25:42
- Well, balls don't stay spherical, of course, but I doubt that's the problem. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 30, 16:39:34
  - adidas are probably on it as we type (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jun 30, 16:54:40

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