Wondrous creatures of God

I have a couple of conifers in my front garden, which are home to a blackbird. I *like* this bird. I've chased off magpies and cats that were bothering him, and even pulled a moggie out of the trees who'd climbed in to get at his nest when his missus was babbying.

These conifers have caused a patch of garden to go bald. The other week I put 500g of grass seed on this bald patch. Blackbird has eaten ALL of it. ALLLLLL of it. HALF A KILO.

Secondly: just now I went out to water the second lot of seed I put down. While I was doing it, a bee the size of Proxima Centauri flew into my house - and now I can't find it. Vanished. What's the little bastard up to?

I hate everything.

Posted By: Sugbad The Bad on April 21st 2010 at 12:35:16

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Wondrous creatures of God (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Apr 21, 12:35:16
- buy an air rifle (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 21, 12:42:20
  - nice solution - nature bothers me, so I kill it (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 21, 15:20:37
  - Actually I've forgiven the bird (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Apr 21, 12:45:20
    - lately? *later*. wk, bd, ddddd. (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Apr 21, 12:46:36
- my wife is worried about the blackbird population (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 21, 12:38:02

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