rugby tackle him,

hold him face down in a full nelson whilst you whisper gently in his ear how you're going to blow his f**king head off, then go for his wife and children.... then pull out a browning 9mm, make him lick the barrel as he weeps for forgiveness to spare him. then force him to pull the trigger himself with the barrel resting gently against his temple.

that might do the trick.

or is that going a tad too far for shoplifters?

would win votes by making it legal though!

Posted By: Cheltenham_Canary on March 31st 2010 at 10:49:38

Message Thread

what would you do if you saw someone shoplifting? eh? (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 31, 10:46:19
- I'd do the Mary option (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 31, 11:00:43
- I would wait till he gets outside & mug him, he could hardly go running to the Fuzz could (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 31, 10:58:04
  - Has Mrs loj ever been picked up by the fuzz? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 31, 10:58:47
    - LOL. Once had a colleague who, one drunken night, told me she had (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 31, 11:00:09
      - Strike! (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Mar 31, 11:02:48
      - did you skittle erect? (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 31, 11:00:54
        
        I was gobsmacked. What a thing ! I couldn't help but imagine it. Eww. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 31, 11:01:38
        
        you're (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 31, 11:01:24
        
        your (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 31, 11:06:26
        
        ur (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Mar 31, 11:16:43
      - Didn't realise you used to work at St Dunstan's. (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 31, 11:00:49
    - haha, that brought quite an image into my head. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 31, 10:59:58
- Put some bleach near his lapel. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 31, 10:55:11
  - FFS! (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 31, 10:56:53
  - or finger. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 31, 10:56:21
    - Good (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 31, 10:56:51
      - he was though (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 31, 10:57:33
        
        at which point in your original post (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 31, 10:59:06
        
        I didn't want to cloud the issue with irrelavancies (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 31, 11:03:17
        
        Why aren't you overseeing GC's quoting procedures? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 31, 10:58:19
        
        he's done one (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 31, 11:05:29
        
        Make sure he doesn't find your diaries (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 31, 11:13:00
        
        almost word for word (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 31, 11:17:56
        
        Ellery Queen! (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 31, 11:14:37
- Depends if it was a little privately owned shop or a big old chain. (General Chat) - lurd, Mar 31, 10:53:16
- ignore it (General Chat) - pants, Mar 31, 10:50:33
  - Like a car? (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 31, 10:52:48
    - no... (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 31, 10:55:19
      - I'm going to try it - I'll be famous (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 31, 10:58:57
        
        When I lived in Long Melford in the 70's, they moved a really old house from near Sudbury (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 31, 11:01:39
        
        I went to watch that (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 31, 11:08:10
        
        Ballingdon Hall. (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 31, 11:08:53
        
        picture (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 31, 11:13:15
        
        they moved their house away from the spreading estate! (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 31, 11:19:40
        
        Were they moving it up the hill to get away from the estate? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Mar 31, 11:18:29
        
        I think that was the reason (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 31, 11:19:28
        
        although some comments suggest it was because of the road widening (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 31, 11:20:43
        
        That really is NIMBYism taken to extremes... (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Mar 31, 11:22:05
        
        That's it! Brill. Also the year of my first Nodge game. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 31, 11:15:07
        
        I just remember being very excited about going to watch it (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 31, 11:17:20
        
        Stuart Jarrold with a bunch of twats (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 31, 11:05:31
        
        That's brilliant. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Mar 31, 11:10:49
        
        mullet! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 31, 11:07:07
        
        I like the scarf tied around the wrist (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 31, 11:12:31
        
        you can't even lay 3 paving slabs (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 31, 11:00:21
        
        I probably could lay three paving slabs (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 31, 11:02:59
- My brother was in Tesco's (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 31, 10:50:02
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 31, 10:51:56
- rugby tackle him, (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 31, 10:49:38
- grab hold of him and tell the staff to sort it out/call OB (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 31, 10:49:22
  - Not worth the risk of finding out he/she's a gypsy (General Chat) - pants, Mar 31, 10:52:28
    - always worth the risk. Once society decides it will ignore any and all transgressions (General Chat) - megson, Mar 31, 10:57:07
      - I guess I'm just a big old cynic at heart (General Chat) - pants, Mar 31, 10:59:02
        
        chortle. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Mar 31, 11:03:36
        
        I know what you're saying though (General Chat) - pants, Mar 31, 11:06:01
    - they wont know you from adam. (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 31, 10:56:50
      - they're* (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 31, 10:57:10

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