Booo! I was hoping for this to be announced...

CITY are delighted to announce an exciting new matchday partnership with Canary legend Darren Huckerby.

The exclusive "Darren Huckerby Matchday GAYOFF Club" in the Jarrold Stand will replace The "Hundred Years War" in the 2010-11 campaign.

Situated in a stylish and modern facility offering fantastic views of the GAYOFF and the city, the Club will offer 120 season ticket holders a unique matchday GAYOFF experience.

Huckerby, who made 203 appearances and scored 48 goals for the Canaries between 2004 and 2008, will be present in the Club for every matchday GAYOFF.

A full summary of features included for season ticket holders for this premium matchday experience include:

The Darren Huckerby Matchday GAYOFF Club

- City legend Darren Huckerby present every matchday
- Complimentary GAYOFF Disposable Thongs
- The legendary GAYOFF Selwyn Burger. (Free if you can manage to stomach a whole one).
- Matchday GAYOFF programme
- Great views of pitch and the GAYOFF
- Excellent room with playback HD GAYOFF TV
- Specially upholstered padded cell in the centre of Jarrold Stand
- "I Came, I Saw, I GAYEDOFF!!" Delia endorsed Lurex Catsuit as worn by SCC on Thursday evenings.
- Free parking for your cycles and secure bicycle clip and trainspotting pad storage.

Huckerby commented: "This is something new for me and it's the best way I can work with the people at the ROTH to help the Club at the moment. I've been a great admirer of both pants and scc's mindless constant pointless bickering over the years and I think together, with the help of the other weirdo's like the duke of york, charles21 his cousin selwyn and ralf we can raise the GAYOFF Bar another notch.

"I'm really looking forward to meeting new friends in The Darren Huckerby Matchday GAYOFF Club next season, when hopefully we'll all be watching Championship GAYOFF's."

Interested or just Curious? then call the samaritans.

Posted By: Tombs on March 30th 2010 at 09:42:22


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