Maybe it should be combined with a dangerw**k

With bag on head, satsuma or clementine in mouth you start off, wait until the vinegar strokes and then call out "Mum / [wife's name] / whatever, come here NOW!" and see if you can finish off and wipe up before they get there.

Posted By: APB on March 2nd 2010 at 15:25:08

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That telly boy who's Hutchenced himself off couldn't read or write. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 2, 14:50:43
- Janet Moir can rehash her Gately article (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 2, 15:13:23
- Apparently inxs of 10% of people have tried an asphyxiwank. (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 2, 15:03:13
  - Maybe it should be combined with a dangerwank (General Chat) - APB, Mar 2, 15:25:08
    - You can tell when the Wroth is going a bit "like that" when someone puts "vinegar strokes" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 2, 15:26:22
      - I was bored. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Mar 2, 15:29:22
        
        Asphyxiwank Procedes Boredom (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 2, 15:51:03
        
        *Precedes* (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 2, 15:51:52
        
        *Prevents* (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 2, 15:53:43
        
        *Precludes* (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 2, 15:55:32
        
        I thought of that first, but that implies some sort of permanence / inevitability (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 2, 16:07:23
        
        Asphyxiwank Provokes Banter (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 2, 16:12:29
        
        I thought that. (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 2, 15:55:06
  - I don't get how it works (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 2, 15:10:29
    - It's to do with the lack of oxygen to the brain increasing the intensity of your orgasm. (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 2, 15:13:07
      - These people must be *very* into their orgasms (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 2, 15:16:34
      - I read it on the back of a matchbox (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 2, 15:14:47
  - Who out of off here do reckon has given it a go? (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 2, 15:10:17
    - What's it called that? Summit to do with cutting off the air supply (General Chat) - pants, Mar 2, 15:11:38
      - bloody gaspers! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 2, 15:14:06
      - obviously, Erotic asphyxiation (General Chat) - pants, Mar 2, 15:13:16
      - yes but... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 2, 15:12:51
        
        What about right, yeah if you had you bag over your head and your satsuma in your mouth (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 2, 15:16:28
        
        They get a bit up the arse if you're wearing one of their dresses though (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 2, 15:38:01
        
        Love is... (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 2, 15:18:32
        
        It's all in the timing. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 2, 15:14:44
        
        ^^^ Suspect #1 identifies himself as an expert. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 2, 15:20:02
    - revsimon, camcan and Tuds (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 2, 15:10:56
      - Yes, you can find us all on Youtube. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 2, 15:13:17
        
        if you know where to look! (n/m) (General Chat) - revsimon, Mar 2, 15:20:39
- But could he droive a tractorrrr ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 2, 14:59:04
- There's some jokes in there... (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 2, 14:54:38

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