Love is...

standing by while your partner does an asphyxiw**k just to make sure they don't die. Then sneaking out quietly after they've jizzed and you know they are safe.

Do you remember them 'love is' things? Do you? Hmmm?

Posted By: jafski on March 2nd 2010 at 15:18:32

Message Thread

That telly boy who's Hutchenced himself off couldn't read or write. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 2, 14:50:43
- Janet Moir can rehash her Gately article (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 2, 15:13:23
- Apparently inxs of 10% of people have tried an asphyxiwank. (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 2, 15:03:13
  - Maybe it should be combined with a dangerwank (General Chat) - APB, Mar 2, 15:25:08
    - You can tell when the Wroth is going a bit "like that" when someone puts "vinegar strokes" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 2, 15:26:22
      - I was bored. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Mar 2, 15:29:22
        
        Asphyxiwank Procedes Boredom (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 2, 15:51:03
        
        *Precedes* (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 2, 15:51:52
        
        *Prevents* (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 2, 15:53:43
        
        *Precludes* (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 2, 15:55:32
        
        I thought of that first, but that implies some sort of permanence / inevitability (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 2, 16:07:23
        
        Asphyxiwank Provokes Banter (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 2, 16:12:29
        
        I thought that. (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 2, 15:55:06
  - I don't get how it works (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 2, 15:10:29
    - It's to do with the lack of oxygen to the brain increasing the intensity of your orgasm. (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 2, 15:13:07
      - These people must be *very* into their orgasms (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 2, 15:16:34
      - I read it on the back of a matchbox (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 2, 15:14:47
  - Who out of off here do reckon has given it a go? (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 2, 15:10:17
    - What's it called that? Summit to do with cutting off the air supply (General Chat) - pants, Mar 2, 15:11:38
      - bloody gaspers! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 2, 15:14:06
      - obviously, Erotic asphyxiation (General Chat) - pants, Mar 2, 15:13:16
      - yes but... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 2, 15:12:51
        
        What about right, yeah if you had you bag over your head and your satsuma in your mouth (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 2, 15:16:28
        
        They get a bit up the arse if you're wearing one of their dresses though (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 2, 15:38:01
        
        Love is... (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 2, 15:18:32
        
        It's all in the timing. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 2, 15:14:44
        
        ^^^ Suspect #1 identifies himself as an expert. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 2, 15:20:02
    - revsimon, camcan and Tuds (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 2, 15:10:56
      - Yes, you can find us all on Youtube. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 2, 15:13:17
        
        if you know where to look! (n/m) (General Chat) - revsimon, Mar 2, 15:20:39
- But could he droive a tractorrrr ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 2, 14:59:04
- There's some jokes in there... (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 2, 14:54:38

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