Steve do you speak dutch? if so could you translate a few

lines of english into dutch for me?

Basically we have a dutch round table coming over to visit us on friday and we want to stitch up our chairman who cannot speak dutch.

the idea is that he thinks he is saying "welcome to england, hope you have a nice trip yadda yadda yadda."

but we want it to say something like...

Good Evening Everyone,

For those who do not know me, I am an idiot. I bore people to death by talking all the time and I talk for england.

I have a very small penis and I love Men. If anyone is interested raise your hand.

the dutch guys who are coming are a great laugh and will find this funny, but we dont want it to be too rude as its a formal dinner.

cheers

Posted By: Tony Martin on February 25th 2010 at 11:20:56

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Brilliant news (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 25, 11:13:31
- Steve do you speak dutch? if so could you translate a few (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Feb 25, 11:20:56
  - Try (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 25, 11:35:53
    - excellent! cheers SIH that will work a treat! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Feb 25, 11:38:22
      - You could also opt to replace (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 25, 11:42:14
        
        lol ok I'll stick with lul (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Feb 25, 11:49:23
  - lol - bully! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 25, 11:23:32
  - Bad news Tony. Tables can't understand or speak any language. Even round Dutch ones. (General Chat) - jafski, Feb 25, 11:22:59
    - damn, there was me wondering why they never spoke back (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Feb 25, 11:25:26
      - Goede Avond iedereen, voor zij die me niet kennen, ben ik een idiot. Ik droeg mensen aan (General Chat) - jafski, Feb 25, 11:27:24
        
        Googletastic (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 25, 11:37:00
        
        Fo shizzle. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Feb 25, 11:38:21
        
        well done jafski! thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Feb 25, 11:29:09
        
        I think one word in there might give the game away (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Feb 25, 11:29:02
        
        yeah whats dutch slang for your old boy (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Feb 25, 11:31:25
        
        Yes you might want to change it for 'jongeheer'. Need Schteve to confirm that. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Feb 25, 11:30:46
        
        Or leuter or snikkel. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Feb 25, 11:33:02
        
        See above (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 25, 11:37:17
    - lol - bully ;op (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 25, 11:23:59
- oh no - poor Earnie! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 25, 11:15:00

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