What about if, right, say you had just done a right ole booze up in the Bicycle Shop and

were wandering down towards the Ten Bells when a ribald Emma shot up right quick on her Apache RLX 200 S, done a doughnut, flipped it, went over the handlebars, skirts-a-flappy and landed on your Tretorn T56s and whispered "Going to the Arts Centre you ponce?"

Would you get the s**t out of there fast up to Pizza Express, press your nose up against the window whilst doing a f**kdance and shouting "Bummingham, Bummingham!" or would you kneel down beside her and put some low denomination coins on her fanny slit?

hmmm? hmmm?

When in that situation which of the two courses of action presented, do you think you would take?

hmmm?

Posted By: malkybarkid on February 15th 2010 at 15:03:43

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What about if, right, say you had just done a right ole booze up in the Bicycle Shop and (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 15, 15:03:43
- What is a Tretorn T56s please? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 15, 15:57:41
  - Like this (General Chat) - JPM, Feb 15, 16:00:28
- These are starting to get a bit samey, I'm sure there used to be more variety (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 15, 15:35:16
  - He's simply trying to weed out the vagina decliners (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 15, 15:37:34
  - Unfortunately you have answered incorrectly. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 15, 15:36:24
- hmmm, option numero fanny slit (n/m) (General Chat) - Danny, Feb 15, 15:32:57
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 15, 15:34:16
- fanny slit (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 15, 15:29:50
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 15, 15:32:15
- What's a fuckdance? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Feb 15, 15:12:52
  - You will break the dilemma. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 15, 15:17:35
    - What happens if it gets broken? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Feb 15, 15:20:55
      - its head falls off. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 15, 15:21:25
- What's a fuckdance? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Feb 15, 15:12:29
  - Please just choose an answer. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 15, 15:16:12
- What is a fuckdance? (General Chat) - JPM, Feb 15, 15:11:56
  - Please just choose an answer. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 15, 15:12:24
- Of the two courses of action presented to me in this scenario I would choose option number (General Chat) - jafski, Feb 15, 15:11:40
  - Good. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 15, 15:12:04
- What's a fuckdance? (General Chat) - Huge Small, Feb 15, 15:11:05
  - Please just choose an answer. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 15, 15:11:47
- I pick the fanny slit answer (General Chat) - 1morepost4jame_sward, Feb 15, 15:10:45
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 15, 15:11:06
- Answer (m) a) of course (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 15, 15:09:45
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 15, 15:10:14
- Answer Number A (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Feb 15, 15:09:20
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 15, 15:10:02
- speechless (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 15, 15:07:57
  - Unfortunately you have answered incorrectly. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 15, 15:08:50
    - Well, I know people that work in pizza express, and I don't think I'd do the coin (General Chat) - pants, Feb 15, 15:10:39
      - The Pizza Express on St Benedict's, near The Bicycle Shop? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 15, 15:14:24
        
        Pizza Express then (General Chat) - pants, Feb 15, 15:15:57
        
        Good. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 15, 15:18:16
- ooooh I would.... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 15, 15:07:20
  - good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 15, 15:07:40

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