You must be having a giraffe

You know that leadworks you work in? Borrow some lead and stick it in your pencil, because if you wouldn't shag her then there's something gone seriously wrong below the waist

Posted By: Old Git on January 27th 2010 at 13:57:36

Message Thread

Famously shaggable women you wouldn't shag (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jan 27, 13:54:00
- Pamela Anderson (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 27, 14:25:52
  - I'd have been right up her pre-surgery though (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 27, 14:31:10
    - perhaps so, but i'm at work so cannot judge from your link (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 27, 14:32:49
    - back in a minute (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jan 27, 14:32:34
- Lady GaGa (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 27, 14:25:11
- Katie Perry (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 27, 14:21:55
- Paris Stilton (n/m) (General Chat) - Higher Wrather, Jan 27, 14:21:14
  - I don't think I'd ever get off Paris Hilton (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jan 27, 14:30:41
  - Peter Shilton (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Jan 27, 14:23:31
- Kate Moss (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 27, 14:19:56
  - ^^^ very wrong indeed (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 27, 14:21:57
- Julia Roberts (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 27, 14:18:41
  - Use the mary (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 14:20:43
  - Yeah (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 27, 14:19:34
- Linda Evangilista (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 27, 14:18:07
- Jennifer Aniston (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 27, 14:17:17
  - Agreed, and the bint out of Sex and the City. Both same reason - over chinny (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 27, 14:18:28
    - there's only one of the Sex in the Cityers that'd get it (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 27, 14:20:44
    - Is she famously shaggable? I thought she was famous for looking like a horse (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 27, 14:20:25
      - She looks like a foot. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jan 27, 14:22:28
        
        lol, but I'm not sure why (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 27, 14:23:57
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 27, 14:23:33
- Sarah Michelle-Geller (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 27, 14:12:59
  - Controversial (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 27, 14:13:56
    - She'd break in half (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 27, 14:15:55
    - if she was working in Tescos you wouldn't look twice at her (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 27, 14:15:24
      - I certainly would (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 27, 14:24:33
        
        Researching a part, obviously. You just don' think, thass your problem (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jan 27, 14:31:44
        
        She could research my part any day (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 27, 15:13:29
  - OK, Ralf is just being deliberately silly now (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 27, 14:13:42
- Jennifer Lopez (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 27, 14:08:58
  - agreed, she's still from the block (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 27, 14:12:29
  - WHAT??? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 27, 14:11:26
- Caster Semenya (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 27, 14:08:46
- Davina (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 27, 14:06:58
  - Yes (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 27, 14:09:08
- Any of the Spice Girls (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 27, 14:06:50
  - I'd have done all 5 one after the other. Even anorexic and lesbian spices. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hugh_Large, Jan 27, 14:09:29
    - That's a lie (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 27, 14:13:06
      - typo (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jan 27, 14:15:48
  - What, not even the blonde one? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 27, 14:07:14
  - Actually, that's a lie. I'd have had a go on the ginger at one stage (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 27, 14:07:11
    - I would have and still would q+p for scary (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jan 27, 14:10:42
- Jennifer Garner (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 27, 14:02:16
  - i would (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 27, 14:06:48
    - A bit too masculine (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 27, 14:08:18
      - she's not Fatima Whitbread though (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 27, 14:10:57
  - good call (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jan 27, 14:05:34
- Lady/Princess Diedana. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hugh_Large, Jan 27, 14:02:12
  - Really? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 27, 14:11:04
    - was that supposed to be evidence FOR Diana? (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 27, 14:13:12
      - ^^^ limpdick (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 27, 14:14:14
        
        when I saw those pictures yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 27, 14:18:31
  - ^^^ yep (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 27, 14:05:13
  - Agreed (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 27, 14:03:25
    - Must have been her sparkling intellect. (General Chat) - Hugh_Large, Jan 27, 14:05:26
- Mrs Thatcher (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 27, 14:00:38
- Nigel Lawson (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 27, 13:59:30
  - I watched a Nigella show at a friend's house (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jan 27, 14:01:52
    - I never would have anyway. (General Chat) - APB, Jan 27, 14:03:39
- Madonna at any time (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 27, 13:59:11
  - that one's to late for me. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 27, 14:00:04
    - Ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 27, 14:01:01
  - Good call, and I'll go avril laverne (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 27, 13:59:36
    - whatever her name is (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 27, 13:59:49
      - Lauren Laverne or Avril Lavigne? (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 27, 14:04:07
        
        Avril (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 27, 14:07:47
- You must be having a giraffe (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 27, 13:57:36
  - That's the point of the Fred. (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jan 27, 13:58:49
    - ....and the reason for that? Something to do with Lewis Hamilton? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 27, 13:59:44
      - Lewis Hamilton? Tricks, mate.... (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jan 27, 14:04:33
    - ^^^ outed (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 27, 13:59:26
- Cleopatra (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 27, 13:56:56
- Brigitte Bardot... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 27, 13:56:45
  - but a few years earlier...? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 27, 13:58:14
    - Sch-WING! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 27, 13:59:11
  - in fairness, she IS about a billion years old now (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jan 27, 13:58:11
    - I still would (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 27, 14:00:40
      - Are you Rooney in disguise? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 27, 14:01:51
        
        no, he's better looking (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 27, 14:03:21
- Amy Whinehouse (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 27, 13:55:09
  - yes, whine (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 27, 13:55:24
    - is she considered shaggable? Really? OK, her too, then. (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jan 27, 13:57:26
      - well she looks like a slut (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 27, 14:00:17

Reply to Message

In order to add a post to the WotB Message Board you must be a registered WotB user.

If you are not yet registered then please visit the registration page. You should ensure that their browser is setup to accept cookies.