I just went down for breakfast and we have one of those conveyor belt toaster, I always

have the same routine, put my 2 slices in, and then move onto the boiler to make my tea, by the time the tea is made my toast is ready for buttering.

This morning, I get back to the toaster and some c**t has touched my toast, not only touched my toast but has taken it upon himself to transfer them to a paper plate. I wanted say WHY, what the f**k do you think you're doing? What goes through the brain of an individual like this that thinks is acceptable practice in society to go fingering other peoples toast. What kind of upbringing must you have to endure to be such a deviant miscreant that you feel the need to touch other peoples food, to feel that this is fine? And the worst of it, the worst of it, was that his f**king toast hadn't even come out the other end, not even close.

Now the big question is do I eat it or do I leave it? If this c**t feels the need to go touching other people?s food then who knows where else this guys sticks his fingers. I'm not taking any chances; if I refuse to eat marmite then I refuse to eat anal bread.

I wish I had thrown the toast in the c**ts face and made some new ones. But no, me being the nice guy I am, buttered my toast, paid for it and then threw it away upstairs at my desk. Now I have to go and buy a croissant.

Posted By: stringersrevenge on January 22nd 2010 at 09:56:42

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I just went down for breakfast and we have one of those conveyor belt toaster, I always (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jan 22, 09:56:42
- See if one of your crazy colleagues can bomb it with a Toffee Crisp (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 22, 10:36:48
- No sympathy on the wrothvvvvvvvbunch of toast fingerers (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jan 22, 10:05:57
- That's what you get for living in a homeless hostel (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Jan 22, 10:03:22
  - I once worked at homeless hostel temping after uni in the admin dept. One man used to sit (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jan 22, 10:08:05
    - he was probably stuck (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 22, 10:13:55
- you are alan partridge (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 22, 10:02:28
- your family sounds a right laugh (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 22, 09:59:49
- Have breakfast at home. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 22, 09:58:33
- You do know that people will have touched the croissant, too? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 22, 09:58:28
  - yes and whilst worrying over the toast they spat in your cupper. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 22, 09:59:22
- I'm over it. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 22, 09:57:41

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