Funny, no, actually, faintly tedious story ahoy...

Yesterday I selected some Cheese and Onion McCoys from the vending machine. Just as I did this, I realised that Salt and Vinegar McCoys were available, but thought 'oh, it's too late now'. Then the Cheese and Onion got stuck. 'Ho ho ho', I thought to myself, 'that's annoying, but at least I can get Salt and Vinegar McCoys this time round'.

So I put more money in, selected the Salt and Vinegar, rather than the Cheese and Onion, because, if you have been paying attention to the story so far, I would have rather got the Salt and Vinegar the first time around, rather than the Cheese and Onion, which got stuck. Anyway, I put my money in, selected the Salt and Vinegar, and they got stuck too! 'Cuntsacks!!! Now I will have to put more money in to force the crisps out, and will end up with one packet of crisps for the price of three!', I thought to myself. So I put even more money in, selected Salt and Vinegar and luckily, not only did the original Salt and Vinegar come out, but also the second one as well.

FIN.

Posted By: Hertz van Rental on January 20th 2010 at 12:59:40

Message Thread

One of the more amusing of emails sent to all (vending machine) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 12:31:18
- Fuck me your workplace sounds flippin' MENTAL!!!!! (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 20, 13:04:42
  - See right, I never said it was a flippin festival of religious and military spite did I? (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 13:07:36
    - that's what you implied though (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 20, 13:10:12
      - here's that thing (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 13:11:23
- lol (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 20, 12:54:20
- What does it mean? (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Jan 20, 12:43:45
  - The crisps are stuck, aren't they. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 20, 12:47:14
  - That the quavers are stuck, and haven't dropped (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 12:45:10
    - Just rock it a bit, used to love doing that with ours. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jan 20, 12:56:52
    - the vending machines here do that all the time (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 20, 12:47:03
      - Funny, no, actually, faintly tedious story ahoy... (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jan 20, 12:59:40
        
        are the cheese and onion still there? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 20, 13:03:51
        
        No, that slot has now been replaced by Mini Cheddars, which are the best evahhhhhhh (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jan 20, 13:05:22
        
        i'd rather go for McVitie's mini choc chip cookies (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 20, 13:09:36
      - i got 2 bars of dairy milk in one hit a few months back (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 20, 12:48:50
    - lol (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 20, 12:46:13
- what's funny? (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 20, 12:40:43
  - Didn't say it was funny (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 12:42:29
    - ok sorry (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 20, 12:44:55
      - Yes, I did (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 12:45:35
- If that was one of the more amusing ones I dread to think how banal the rest were. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 20, 12:36:54
- Cor, I am literally ROFLing and PSMLing (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 20, 12:33:15
  - ^^bookmarking that (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 12:36:21
    - As long as it gives you some amusement up there on planet pants (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 20, 12:37:24

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