That's Barry Hearn that is. Heard him on Five Live the other night.

Wants to try f**king around with some of the tournaments (not the Worlds or the UK, mind), like introducing 20-second shot limits, one-frame matches, that sort of thing.

Probably wants some dancing clump involved too, which I don't necessarily see a problem with.

Posted By: Arizona Bay on January 12th 2010 at 16:50:19

Message Thread

walsall game now 23 or 26 jan (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 12, 15:55:48
- make your mind up you fat cunt (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jan 12, 16:00:13
  - arrers (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 12, 16:11:58
    - i'm currently doing the darts dance (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 12, 16:13:03
      - why is music at dart acceptable, but music for goals isn't? (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 12, 16:17:59
        
        I tell you what is wrong though (NCFC) - Small, Jan 12, 16:44:53
        
        That's Barry Hearn that is. Heard him on Five Live the other night. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 12, 16:50:19
        
        there's already shot time limits in the Premier League of Snooker (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 12, 16:53:49
        
        i'd walk on to booker T and the mg's time is tight (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 12, 16:47:20
        
        I'd walk on to the Sugar Hill Gang's Rapper's Delight. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 12, 16:51:36
        
        Massive ghetto blaster behind you? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 12, 17:05:53
        
        Or Stevie Wonder's Superstiton (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 12, 16:54:14
        
        yes that is a bit (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 12, 16:46:32
        
        Yeah. He's trying to 'sex it up' (NCFC) - Small, Jan 12, 16:51:14
        
        darts is not shit, i love it (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 12, 16:23:33
        
        could you watch it without the stupid music and other shit though? (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 12, 16:27:32
        
        Didn't have music on the Happy Shopper version this year (NCFC) - Small, Jan 12, 16:32:55
        
        have you ever seen the darts they have on Eurosport? (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 12, 16:40:14
        
        Yes. That is bonkers (NCFC) - Small, Jan 12, 16:43:11
        
        no pockets= no pool (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 12, 16:46:25
        
        the bbc2 darts is a bit crappy (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 12, 16:31:34
        
        What would your darts name be? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 12, 16:25:02
        
        Martaaaaay! Said that he'd be 'The Pork Scratching' (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 12, 16:37:14
        
        Gary Brookes would have to be The Gout (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 12, 16:38:13
        
        He'd have had to retire if he was playing this year. Retire with Gout (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 12, 16:41:08
        
        MBK would be the "chef" after nigel slaters (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 12, 16:41:00
        
        I'd have "The Science" unless that's already been taken. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 12, 16:34:29
        
        ... and I'd play in a lab coat. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 12, 16:35:58
        
        ^^^ The Beaker (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 12, 16:35:48
        
        my darts name would be the "govenor" (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 12, 16:29:59
        
        Ralf 'One Off The Wrist' Scrampton (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 12, 16:28:21
        
        Good question (NCFC) - Small, Jan 12, 16:28:10
        
        I think it's 'cos dart fans are pissed and mental (NCFC) - Small, Jan 12, 16:23:20
        
        and then there's Selwyn... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 12, 16:24:49
  - ha ha. unlike pants i can laugh at myself and dont sulk for a week (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 12, 16:11:14
    - 2 extra bowls of stupid for selwyns (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 12, 16:14:56
      - you still around?though you would have cried off by now (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 12, 16:16:32
        
        Roy Castles will be along soon for how many times you can crack the same joke in a day (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 12, 16:21:42
        
        I think he is dead, pants (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 12, 16:25:45
        
        Norris McFascist then (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 12, 16:30:18
        
        Great natural use of the inappropriately pluralised name though. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 12, 16:28:01
        
        And ... (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 12, 16:28:25
  - lolita (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 12, 16:10:34
  - ^^^^Takes an early lead in selwyn's Top Tossers Of 2010 list (NCFC) - Small, Jan 12, 16:03:51
  - lollopollooza (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 12, 16:03:47
  - lolf (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jan 12, 16:01:33
  - lmao. (n/m) (NCFC) - Alan, Jan 12, 16:01:14
  - BANG! (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 12, 16:01:01
  - haha (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Jan 12, 16:00:50

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