As there seems to be some disquiet over my respect for KDDD's and Jumbo!'s answers to the

previous dilemma there now follows a new dilemma for you all to get your teeth into:

What about if, right, say you had just done some chips from the one opposite the Bird Cage and a stunning Emma wheeled up on a Grifter, did a doughnut on the chippy grass, fell off, throwing her skirts asunder and legs akimbo whilst shouting "your chips were s**t weren't they ponce?"

Would you kneel down beside her and balance some chip forks in the shape of a pyramid on her cotton-covered mary or would you zoom off down the alley, go right up to the window of Pizza Express on St Benedict's, do a star jump and then kneel down on all fours like some sort of horse, or dog?

hmmm?

hmmm?

Which of those two things, when presented with a situation such as that, do you think you would do?

Posted By: malkybarkid on December 3rd 2009 at 14:47:04

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As there seems to be some disquiet over my respect for KDDD's and Jumbo!'s answers to the (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 3, 14:47:04
- It's obviously B again, A would just be rude AND WHAT'S MORE (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 3, 15:04:30
  - No thank you - a very kind offer. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 3, 15:10:08
  - can I have his - XXL please - I like them tight! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 3, 15:05:05
- cock tummy slap dance your way out, then run down prince of wales road (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 3, 14:59:10
- zoom off down the alley (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Dec 3, 14:55:19
- chip forks, mary (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 3, 14:53:21
- i think you want us all to say option number a so therefore (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Dec 3, 14:52:49
  - ha ha. I thought that, but decided I really wouldn't want to kneel down (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 3, 14:53:45
    - But then again, would you REALLY want to kneel down and balance chip forks on her nicks? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 3, 15:01:32
      - why not? I think it would be beautiful. However, seeing someone kneel down like some sort (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 3, 15:11:54
      - Has she recently bathed? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 3, 15:03:36
        
        Information not available (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 3, 15:04:49
        
        no but he normally does a 'Good' to either option (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 3, 15:05:54
    - I didn't even know there was a Pizza Expresses down St. Benedicts. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 3, 14:54:21
      - i didn't even know there was a St Benedicts (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Dec 3, 14:55:53
- kneel down beside her and balance some chip forks in the shape of a pyramid on her cotton- (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 3, 14:52:27
- Chip fork mary pyramid. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 3, 14:51:40
  - maybe it was the tights that put you off (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 3, 14:52:12
    - I've never been a massive fan of tights, it's true. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 3, 14:55:20
      - shame, because you do have a shapely calf (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 3, 14:55:57
        
        ^^^ grooming ^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 3, 15:05:21
        
        I've got great legs, actually, so much so it's a crying shame I'm not into drag. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 3, 14:57:29
        
        ^^^ falling for it ^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 3, 15:05:35
        
        I've always been a very cheap date. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 3, 15:07:35
        
        ^slag^ (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 3, 15:17:22
        
        with a windsock for an arsehole (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 3, 15:23:53
        
        Steady on. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 3, 15:43:02
        
        now's your chance (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Dec 3, 15:55:15
        
        hurrah he's bummed old git (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 3, 16:01:46
        
        Gitty clapclapclap Gitty clapclapclap (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 3, 16:24:21
        
        Surely "Shitty! clapclapclap" (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 3, 16:28:30
        
        "...squats and lunges in the gym." (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 3, 15:01:36
        
        do some man-tights then (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Dec 3, 14:59:03
    - ... (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 3, 14:54:18
      - Fuck about. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 3, 14:55:55
        
        and especially for mbk, as it's sort of his thread (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 3, 14:57:01
      - answer please (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 3, 14:55:08
        
        b (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 3, 14:56:21
- mary (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 3, 14:51:26
- I'm detecting some themes here (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 3, 14:49:42
- ooohh more difficult but my decision would be too.... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 3, 14:49:27

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