What about if, right, say you had just done a Banger Stop sausage with chilli relish near
Davey Place when a skittish Dominique flitted up to you and put her Danish near your serviette whilst whispering "how was your f**king sausage?".
Would you lift her mini skirt and push cocktail sticks into her tights near her clump or would you run off down Gentleman's Walk, lie down outside Captain A's and pretend you are living art installation, like some sort of Henry Moore twisty?
hmmm?
hmmm?
which of those two things do you think you would do?
Posted By: malkybarkid on December 3rd 2009 at 14:14:14
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- What about if, right, say you had just done a Banger Stop sausage with chilli relish near (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 3, 14:14:14
- I'd tell her to mind her fucking business and shove my sausage down her gullet (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Dec 3, 14:41:58
- I'd lay down outside Captain A's. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 3, 14:29:31
- lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 3, 14:20:59
- I would deffo... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 3, 14:20:00
- great stuff! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 3, 14:20:33
- you're supposed to be impartial on these, I thought. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 3, 14:20:49
- nope (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 3, 14:21:55
- you're supposed to be impartial on these, I thought. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 3, 14:20:49
- great stuff! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 3, 14:20:33
- doesn't seem like this one was much of a dilemma. mbk (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 3, 14:19:53
- for the clumpventurous amongst us, it is a dilemma. Some here would choose to introduce a (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 3, 14:21:40
- I always assumed wrathers were free to answer any way they chose. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 3, 14:26:38
- They are, of course though this does not stop me from appreciating any one answer over (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 3, 14:30:14
- I feel partly responsible (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 3, 14:31:58
- I expected more b's to be honest - it is the way of the wrath (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 3, 14:33:39
- I feel partly responsible (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 3, 14:31:58
- They are, of course though this does not stop me from appreciating any one answer over (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 3, 14:30:14
- I always assumed wrathers were free to answer any way they chose. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 3, 14:26:38
- for the clumpventurous amongst us, it is a dilemma. Some here would choose to introduce a (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 3, 14:21:40
- cock tummy slapdance (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Dec 3, 14:19:30
- well done KDDD! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 3, 14:20:11
- Slamdunk. In your face everyone else. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Dec 3, 14:22:33
- *looks disgusted* (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 3, 14:24:33
- yup. mkb's dilemmas just lost about 83% of their integrity. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 3, 14:25:10
- There should be a replay, for the honour of the game (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 3, 14:27:00
- yup. mkb's dilemmas just lost about 83% of their integrity. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 3, 14:25:10
- boo, basically. *folds arms and harrumphs* (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 3, 14:23:17
- *looks disgusted* (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 3, 14:24:33
- You didn't say there was a right answer (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 3, 14:20:50
- I thought the point was there wasn't one. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 3, 14:21:46
- There isn't - I was lauding the clumpventurous nature of the man. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 3, 14:22:36
- I thought the point was there wasn't one. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 3, 14:21:46
- you're supposed to be impartial on these, I thought. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 3, 14:20:34
- Slamdunk. In your face everyone else. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Dec 3, 14:22:33
- well done KDDD! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 3, 14:20:11
- Captain A's of course!!! Is it still open and any good?? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 3, 14:18:57
- option number b, deffo (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Dec 3, 14:18:29
- Yay! (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 3, 14:18:06
- I'd definitely get wrong with the cocktail sticks, so "Henry Moore twisty". (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 3, 14:17:46
- Captain A's twisty thing, obviously (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 3, 14:16:26
- first three answers suggest cocktail sticks and clump not going to be popular (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 3, 14:16:25
- how odd (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 3, 14:16:46
- clump is always popular. I think the cocktails sticks ruined it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 3, 14:17:53
- cocktail sticks are quite christmassy too (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 3, 14:17:49
- no but a clump advent calender would be acceptable (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 3, 14:19:43
- Cor, I wouldn't mind opening those doors every day (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 3, 14:29:44
- furry windows! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 3, 14:36:19
- Cor, I wouldn't mind opening those doors every day (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 3, 14:29:44
- no but a clump advent calender would be acceptable (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 3, 14:19:43
- how odd (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 3, 14:16:46
- Henry Moore (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 3, 14:15:43
- As I am already a proven art installation, the latter (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 3, 14:15:26
- b (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 3, 14:15:01
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