fao Schteve the clog

9 reasons to love Jens Berthel Askou

1) Every week the announcer pronounces his name slightly diffferently (this doesn't matter whether it's home or away).

2) He sometimes makes a slip-up but remains unflappable and will follow any mistake with something very useful indeed

3) He's absolutely no-nonsense but since the start of the season has hoofed less and passed more

4) He can head a ball from one penalty area to the other (well almost)

5) He absolutely loves the fans - often last off

6) Was furious at Sothampton for not scoring and not winning the game

7) We have been at our best defensively since he's been the regular

8)You tend to think that any amount of crunching would not affect him

9) He's Danish

Posted By: camcan on November 27th 2009 at 12:22:41

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fao Schteve the clog (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 27, 12:22:41
- 9) If he's smoked then I'm even more made up (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Nov 27, 12:52:27
- Sounds good to me. Good old Bryan Gunn... (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 27, 12:43:18
- This list seems to omit the fact that he looks like a blonde Scando demi-God (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 27, 12:31:07
  - I'm not actually that sure about his looks (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 27, 12:37:19
  - ^^^ should of gone to specsavers (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 27, 12:32:36
    - I'm not going to get into a homoertic contest as to who can find the (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 27, 12:37:44
      - see that quiff thing going on in phot 2 (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 27, 12:40:10
        
        You'll have to ask AB, he's a fan of the Hoxton Fin (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 27, 12:41:11
        
        I'd like to see Jens react to Tombs asking him directly (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 27, 12:42:19
        
        but i don't speak spanish? (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 27, 12:48:54
- he's fucking hard as well I reckon (n/m) (NCFC) - jonah3000, Nov 27, 12:28:24
  - Can people please refrain from posting rumours regarding anyone's private life (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 27, 12:29:12
    - He has a point though (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 27, 12:31:53
      - Right as the token female on this board (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 27, 12:37:59
        
        ^^^ has spent time thinking about what type of lover Jens would be ^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 27, 12:39:09
        
        well spent the last couple of minutes considering it (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 27, 12:40:31
        
        don't accooose kddd of being wrong again. He goes all flouncy (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 27, 12:53:02
        
        lies. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 27, 12:56:51
        
        I just imagined he would be no-nonsense, direct, (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 27, 12:50:24
      - i cannot imagine him being any type of lover (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 27, 12:33:26
        
        that's cos you don't want to make Holt jealous (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 27, 12:39:11
- and this (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 27, 12:24:57

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