i had to go into asderz last night following orders from HQ to purchase toilet stationery

i didn't realise how many heartsease linebackers trained in there. there was some big old unit's all blinged and peroxided up sporting some nifty tattoo's. i was in and out like flynn.

Posted By: Tombs on November 26th 2009 at 13:16:33

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God. Time. Space. Big Bang. (General Chat) - Snakey, Nov 26, 12:25:27
- I need a poo (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 26, 12:32:22
  - Had three already today. #4 is in the post too, I think. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 26, 12:39:05
    - You're always ill... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 26, 13:11:25
      - I aren't, I have the constitution of an oxen. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 26, 13:19:06
        
        It woud appear I'm not the only one to notice your endless whining about your health... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 26, 13:21:52
      - It's all that pouncy shit he eats, unicorns bladder and herbal gravy (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 26, 13:12:31
    - Stomach is a bit shot recently, too much spicy food and acid. Need to get some nice pills (General Chat) - pants, Nov 26, 12:50:48
      - Isn't that to warn you about buying presiciption drugs over the internet (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Nov 26, 12:53:49
        
        Yep, I get these, which highlights two things (General Chat) - pants, Nov 26, 12:57:36
        
        so you are sucking cash out of the NHS then (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 26, 12:58:57
        
        Should sell things like that over the counter (General Chat) - pants, Nov 26, 13:01:16
        
        i don't know (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 26, 13:04:44
        
        The leftovers from your failed bitchfest (General Chat) - pants, Nov 26, 13:05:31
        
        i'm not having any lunch today on the account of a bacon sarnie breakfastfest (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 26, 13:09:40
        
        I'm having a ploughmans pre packed shitty sanger, which was 30p in spasdas last night (General Chat) - pants, Nov 26, 13:10:46
        
        i had to go into asderz last night following orders from HQ to purchase toilet stationery (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 26, 13:16:33
        
        S'why I go in there, if ever you feel a bit down on yourself (General Chat) - pants, Nov 26, 13:22:07
        
        Asda in Leyton and Morrisons near TH in Stamford Hill... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 26, 13:17:54
        
        don't make eye contact, keep near to an exit at all time with two possible escape route (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 26, 13:24:43
        
        Cheese (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 13:05:27
        
        and giving it to Hindians. Some one tell David Cameron, he'll mention Pants in PMQT (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 26, 13:00:10
      - they don't "pretend" (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 26, 12:53:48
        
        Yeah (General Chat) - pants, Nov 26, 12:59:49
        
        let's get rid of them then (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 26, 13:01:02
        
        haha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 26, 13:01:44
      - awesome, any links for these adverts? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 26, 12:52:34
        
        .... (General Chat) - pants, Nov 26, 12:54:00
        
        Oh my god (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 26, 12:56:17
    - have another beer (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 26, 12:40:26
      - * definitely not happening * (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 26, 12:41:54
        
        yes, dehydrate yourself even more (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 26, 12:44:13
        
        Haven't got a headache, not dehydrated in the slightest. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 26, 12:45:55
        
        ... (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 26, 12:48:36
        
        you must have a bladder like a bisons ballbag (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 26, 12:47:16
        
        I've been to the lav fairly frequently. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 26, 12:54:14
        
        look forward to your ratings (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 26, 12:56:33
        
        Bison's Ballbag... (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 26, 12:52:26
    - Who was the bender? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 26, 12:40:05
  - ... (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 26, 12:34:02
- F***k me Snakey, why didn't you tell them dudes at Cern that - could haveof saved a fortun (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 26, 12:31:34
  - I did in 2001. But they ignored my email. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Nov 26, 12:37:55
    - Fools. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 26, 12:39:39
      - Ship of..... (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Nov 26, 12:41:24
- you do what lambo has done (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Nov 26, 12:29:48
- Re: how you keep a right-back in position for 90mins. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Nov 26, 12:29:16
  - At approx 15mins into the Brighton game Semi was playing left-back, centre-back and (General Chat) - Snakey, Nov 26, 12:42:58
  - Blimey, I didn't even know I'd done that. Where? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 26, 12:32:33
    - Here..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Nov 26, 12:35:06
      - Ah (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 26, 12:36:10
- accordion to the internet we are all going to die from one of these animal flu's anyway (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 26, 12:28:15
  - 2012 (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 26, 12:31:05
    - 3 hour flick. Great CGI. Shit plottage. Not a bad ride for film buffs (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Nov 26, 12:39:29
  - How come up stopped using odd words at the end of posts? (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Nov 26, 12:30:05
    - *you*? (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 26, 12:33:29
    - i used them all up (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 26, 12:31:19
      - All words are foreign to some one (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 26, 12:34:28
        
        except for "beer" (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 26, 12:37:31
        
        What, even this fella? (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 26, 12:39:08
        
        yes, even selwyn. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 26, 12:41:03

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