i once saw kevin bond go on an amazing half the pitch run into the oppo box

skin three players and then, unchallenged, he went to cross the ball to an unmarked striker and done an air shot and tangled his legs into a great big comedy granny knot and fell over. the barclay passed out.

Posted By: Tombs on November 26th 2009 at 11:37:06

Message Thread

We should sign this youngster: (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 11:15:51
- Remember the last time we signed the son of a famous footballer? (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Nov 26, 11:21:19
  - Grant Holt (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 26, 12:03:55
    - Gary's boy ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 12:07:38
      - yeah, I thought so (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 26, 12:08:41
        
        duncan's kid (NCFC) - jayson blair, Nov 26, 12:18:25
  - yeah, that chris sutton was shit (NCFC) - jayson blair, Nov 26, 11:30:26
    - Just to help you out... (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Nov 26, 11:41:42
      - whoosh (n/m) (NCFC) - jayson blair, Nov 26, 11:52:30
        
        People rarely "get" your obtuse posts (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 26, 11:59:08
        
        Gosh, Thanks. (NCFC) - jayson blair, Nov 26, 12:01:28
        
        Yes, I agree (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 26, 12:05:02
        
        Can you two trolls take this elsewhere, you are ruining the board for us all (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 26, 12:06:31
        
        SCC finished down there yet? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 26, 12:06:55
        
        I'm very quick when he does it (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 26, 12:08:56
        
        I rather suspect some after-timing (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Nov 26, 12:00:11
    - Was Mike Sutton famous ? And his dad is no longer a footballer. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 11:31:17
      - so, in your world (NCFC) - jayson blair, Nov 26, 11:36:49
        
        Difference is I can read the questions. (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 11:42:38
        
        where are 'huidige' or 'momenteel' used ? (n/m) (NCFC) - jayson blair, Nov 26, 12:00:12
        
        Nuance, mate. Or are you now a fluent Dutch speaker as well ? (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 12:08:24
        
        I am (NCFC) - jayson blair, Nov 26, 12:15:16
        
        Od course he's right, look at the name!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 26, 11:43:42
        
        Sonny boy? (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 26, 11:41:41
        
        Indeed (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 11:43:32
      - I think he is. He makes seeds, dunte? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 26, 11:32:56
        
        We all do. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 26, 11:40:20
        
        that's not correct (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 26, 11:45:03
        
        vivsectomies don't stop you making them, do they? They just stop them getting there. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 26, 11:47:16
        
        i thought it ended up by stopping the spunk gland working? (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 26, 11:55:31
        
        me neither really. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 26, 11:57:27
        
        Oh there certainly is, I can confirm that. Not a pleasant experience (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 26, 12:01:16
        
        Tying, I think, rather than cutting. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 26, 11:59:50
        
        Nope, cut and tied. Not sure what reversal constitutes but there (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 26, 12:03:27
        
        can you tie a tube without first cutting it? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 26, 12:01:29
        
        Not me. Or do I and just lack the ability to sow them? (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 26, 11:42:56
      - and mike walkers sprog the spudsgolsaver (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 26, 11:32:11
        
        Erm. Kenny Brown ? Kevin Bond ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 11:33:26
        
        i once saw kevin bond go on an amazing half the pitch run into the oppo box (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 26, 11:37:06
        
        altogether now "Daddy's Boy"... (n/m) (NCFC) - jayson blair, Nov 26, 11:41:39
        
        and porn star (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 26, 11:33:21
  - Oh yes. Forget I suggested it then ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 11:24:13
  - i think in all honesty (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 26, 11:24:00
    - Must have missed my tenure as spurious dutch youth football site tenuous gossip assistant (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 11:26:27
      - you would of done (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 26, 11:29:34
    - Ah well, you SAY that............... (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 26, 11:25:49
- I know I shouldn't laugh, but "Spakenburg" :-) (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 26, 11:18:47
  - Spacking up is the new blacking up, apparently. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 26, 11:23:23
    - I love The Today Programme. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Nov 26, 11:33:52
      - what day is it on? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 26, 11:38:57
        
        Today. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Nov 26, 11:41:04
      - Apart from John "look, just say what I want you to say" Humphries (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 26, 11:36:36
        
        Including John "Don't give me any old bluster, answer the question" Humphreys (n/m) (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Nov 26, 11:39:36
        
        Him and Mandelson the other day was brilliant. Might have been last week. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 26, 11:41:10
        
        that wasn't Humphries though. That was Evan Davies. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 26, 11:42:12
        
        Of course it was, sorry. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 26, 11:44:04
        
        "as long as the answer is the one I'm looking for" - yes, that John Humphries (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 26, 11:40:48
  - And people from there are called Spakenburgers (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 11:19:57
    - I'll have a big macspakenburger and fries please (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 26, 11:21:45
      - I'm surprised nobody has picked up on the shirt sponsor yet (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 11:24:52
- who is his dad? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 26, 11:17:24
  - Bloke married to his mum, (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 26, 11:19:42
    - is his mum famous then? is it cherie lunghi? (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 26, 11:20:36
      - Christ, can't believe you don't even recognise Henrita Ruizendaal's son (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 11:22:32
      - Aint got a scooby. (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 26, 11:21:50
  - Erm. (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 11:18:07
    - Never heard of him (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 26, 11:19:39
      - You must have heard one of our ex-managers going on about (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 26, 11:20:45
        
        well, that narrows it down a lot then (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 26, 11:22:35
        
        Is what Kenny Dalglish? I've forgotten the question (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 26, 11:25:07
        
        is kenny dalgleish the mother of dennis bergkamps daughter? (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 26, 11:27:35
        
        Ah that, possibly - it's sub judice pending a patmaternity hearing (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 26, 11:29:33

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