Zooist.

I'd like to do zoo stuff. Looking after lions and tigers, showing wolves to Ben Fogles, reprimanding gibbons for w**king in front of nuns, reward gibbons if they learn to throw it at nuns afterwards, cleaning pachyderms with a massive great big sweeping brush, throwing fishes to penguins, building artificial promontories for meerkats to peer off the top of.

If all of that sort of thing was my job I'd be as happy as a pig in s**t.

Posted By: Arizona Bay on November 25th 2009 at 16:05:08

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what job would you like to do? (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 25, 15:54:10
- pro-golfer. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 25, 19:58:46
- egg timer (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 25, 16:42:24
- Wrother (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 25, 16:29:12
- Beautician. Giving facials and that sort of thing. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Nov 25, 16:08:25
- spin doctor (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 25, 16:07:28
- Professional cricketer (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 25, 16:05:34
  - Agreed. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 25, 16:34:53
  - I reckon being your average standard County Cricketer is a pretty shit way of life (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 25, 16:14:48
    - Why? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 25, 16:24:03
      - I'd get bored of it very quickly (General Chat) - Small, Nov 25, 16:32:00
        
        Dunno. I always got pleasure from playing in front of no fans whatsoever (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 25, 16:35:31
  - I thought you might bat that one out. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Nov 25, 16:06:33
- Zooist. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 25, 16:05:08
- Ninja (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 25, 16:04:32
- Too dangerous (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 25, 16:04:04
- CEO of Microsoft (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 25, 16:03:51
  - You'd proabably out your ear after 2 months for technical incompetance. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Nov 25, 16:05:52
    - Probably. With a platinum handshake. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 25, 16:06:32
      - almost definetly. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Nov 25, 16:07:09
- Snake Charmer (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Nov 25, 16:03:49
- Dog (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 25, 15:56:07
  - off to whittlingham you go then (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 25, 16:00:24

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