You'd know if the were fake mate...
...I once jumped in to bed with a lady I thought I knew well...after the early preliminary exercises we started to get down to the main event...as it was dark my eyes were not too focussed so off came her top and then her bra - BANG BANG - one tit smacked me in each eye like a couple of air cushions firing off from the steering wheel and passenger dash in a BMW 3 series...turns out she was packing a space hopper on either side and no amount of two handage action could cup one even vageuly succesfully...
They were too big and it put me right off...
Posted By: Fierce Panda on November 24th 2009 at 13:08:10
Message Thread
- "Mari Michael my fitness trainer" does anyone else have a personal fitness trainer? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Nov 24, 12:41:26
- My wife has just got one, she has got size G boobs. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 24, 12:50:45
- Fake shirley. (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Nov 24, 12:56:35
- Apparently not. She wants to get them reduced. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 24, 12:58:18
- You'd know if the were fake mate... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 24, 13:08:10
- "The personal trainer, not my wife." (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 24, 13:23:43
- The personal trainer is fake? I'd send her elsewhere if I were you (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 24, 13:30:23
- "The personal trainer, not my wife." (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 24, 13:23:43
- Please obtain a photograph (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 24, 13:01:46
- I will enquire if she needs any kind of self-promotion. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 24, 13:07:09
- Indeed - free (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 24, 13:08:27
- I will enquire if she needs any kind of self-promotion. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 24, 13:07:09
- Can I have the excess? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Nov 24, 13:00:21
- What would you do with it? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 24, 13:02:26
- He could sell it to those there Peruvians (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 24, 13:11:23
- Improve my own. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Nov 24, 13:05:08
- What would you do with it? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 24, 13:02:26
- You'd know if the were fake mate... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 24, 13:08:10
- Apparently not. She wants to get them reduced. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 24, 12:58:18
- That means they're hooge dunt it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 24, 12:55:18
- Yep (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 24, 12:57:39
- fat tits (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 24, 13:12:24
- Is that the sound one makes (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 24, 13:18:57
- fat tits (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 24, 13:12:24
- Yep (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 24, 12:57:39
- Fake shirley. (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Nov 24, 12:56:35
- Ha (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 24, 12:46:55
- Arizona Gay did (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 24, 12:44:05
- So merkin AND gay then (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 24, 12:44:25
- Sounds a bit Merkin duntut? Anyone have a "life coach"? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 24, 12:44:00
- My wife has just got one, she has got size G boobs. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 24, 12:50:45
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