"Celery, celery, if she won't come I'll tickle her bum with a bunch of celery"

While they throw bunches of celery around

Admittedly my version doesn't sound VERY like this but it was enough to fool an inquisitive 6 year old (largely because there's a stallholder in the Northcote Road market who shouts something like that). I've never been able to fess up what the true words are.

Posted By: Old Git on November 24th 2009 at 10:09:11

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Blimey. Exciting (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 24, 09:19:57
- bring his DS/PSP (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 24, 10:33:50
- "Don't tell Mum what words you hear the crowd saying." (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 24, 09:46:52
  - or (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 24, 09:48:41
    - My boys still think the Chelsea crowd are singing "Celery, celery, 2 for 1, 2 for 1, 50p" (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 24, 10:01:12
      - Errrrr. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 24, 10:06:07
        
        "Celery, celery, if she won't come I'll tickle her bum with a bunch of celery" (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 24, 10:09:11
  - ha ha. Yes. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 24, 09:47:08
- how old is junior? (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 24, 09:26:17
  - or incentive-based sweets (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 24, 09:28:23
    - oooh dangerous if there's a dearth of action! (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 24, 09:36:33
      - I didn't say (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 24, 09:39:37
        
        Oh yeah, def no gadgets at all (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 24, 09:40:33
      - and don't sit near me (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 24, 09:38:04
        
        OK. Where do you sit? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 24, 09:38:45
        
        in the chatroom on a beanbag (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 24, 09:49:42
        
        you've sat next to Delia too eh? (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 24, 09:51:06
        
        ha ha (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 24, 09:54:15
    - Ha ha...... (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Nov 24, 09:35:02
      - absolutely right that McDs is out (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 24, 09:37:46
        
        i used to have chocolate raisins pre match (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 24, 09:56:07
        
        No McDs by 7 (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 24, 09:39:32
        
        he should be applauded (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 24, 09:56:34
        
        I live in Stoke Newington (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 24, 09:41:00
        
        (actually, I've never been in a Nandos (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 24, 09:44:21
        
        Quite good, actually, I like 'em. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 24, 09:48:43
        
        i have done grubbage in there (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 24, 09:56:46
        
        Neither have I... (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 24, 09:46:10
        
        Don't think I've ever seen one. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 24, 11:30:19
        
        don't know- never been in one either (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 24, 09:45:18
        
        the chicken piri-piri is a marvel to behold........* (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 24, 09:46:34
        
        Blimey Chelts, how very 1970's (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 24, 11:31:28

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